United Thread - 2023/24

[RadcliffeRick]

Onana should try warming up by kicking fuck out of his missus, Tent pegs seems to be a big fan of it.

He needs to kick fuck out of his barber!!

 

[Kippax77]

Luke Shaw will be on his best behaviour from now on then…

He'll be doing extra bib collecting

 

[ysmsa]

He needs to kick fuck out of his barber!!

And his Agent

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He'll be doing extra bun ccollecting

 

[ysmsa]

they only have good crowds now because if miss game the season ticket is suspended for next fixture
the bit they forget to mention

Not forgetting S/T's are shared by a family of 6 from Bristol for example

 

[aguero93:20]

He needs to kick fuck out of his barber!!

Kick fuck out of both of them, might strengthen his wrists a bit so he stops chucking it into his own net.

 

[aguero93:20]

Banned from the dining room? That’ll teach him

Now we know why Shaw started playing well.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

But they keep telling us no one cares about City :)

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3 story Grand Hall, thousands in attendance, topless toga wearers...that's one hellof a party about to start!

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Banned from the dining room? That’ll teach him

He should make a point of inviting Gareth Bale for a round of golf...

 

[RadcliffeRick]

But they keep telling us no one cares about City :)

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Look what you could have seen!! If only you had some brains and not followed the sheep!!

 

[deegee33]

Luke Shaw will be on his best behaviour from now on then…

They'll never ban him from Gregg's

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

They'll never ban him from Gregg's

He's single handedly keeping the business afloat

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

But they keep telling us no one cares about City :)

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What's going on to the left of the picture?
Seven topless men standing in line

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

The club is self imploding. Just seen on Sky Sports the banning of Sancho from all first team facilities - including the dining area.

Hilarious.

 

[vmsuhail]

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I was there and had to queue about 3 hours to take the photo. It's the first time we got to see any of these trophies, so other fans also joined in. I even overheard a lady standing behind me in the queue telling 'I don't like Man City'.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

The club is self imploding. Just seen on Sky Sports the banning of Sancho from all first team facilities - including the dining area.

Hilarious.

Hope Shaw keeps his gob shut then.

 

[vmsuhail]

What's going on to the left of the picture?
Seven topless men standing in line

They are folks who performed the 'Chenda Melam' before the live screening of the game against Forest. It looks like this.

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

I was there and had to queue about 3 hours to take the photo. It's the first time we got to see any of these trophies, so other fans also joined in. I even overheard a lady standing behind me in the queue telling 'I don't like Man City'.

I get the appeal of seeing the trophies - but to do so and to pose with the trophies wearing the strip not only of a rival club, but of the rags surrounded by City images has to show a complete lack of self awareness

 

[give it to gordon]

Curious as to how an employer gets away with this in 2023. We all hear the stories when a manager decides he no longer wants a player & wants to move them on, sent with the kids, made to train 7 days a week, banished from changing rooms & other areas. Have to train on your own at different times so you don’t see any colleague’s.

When do the PFA step in & say you can’t treat our members like this?

This question isn’t really aimed at the players who are on £350k per week but you hear it all the time in the lower leagues when the player has done nothing wrong.

I guess its written into their contracts. Football doesn't seem to have to follow normal employment rules.

PFA are as weak as soggy toilet paper.

If it isnt written into the contract it could be seen as bullying, which pisscan clearly was.

If I was employing someone I didnt want and started banning him from the tearoom and working with the apprentices. I would be charged with bullying which is very serious.

Football is odd