Celtic Thread - 2023/24

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Great news, Hatate and O’Riley sign long term deals to remain. Rejoice, rejoice I say. Was getting worried both were off in January. That would have been bad for my well-being. Very bad. And relax.
 
Great news, Hatate and O’Riley sign long term deals to remain. Rejoice, rejoice I say. Was getting worried both were off in January. That would have been bad for my well-being. Very bad. And relax.
Hahaha. Aye cos signing new contracts means they are staying

Remember you lot thought Ange would sign them Bwahahahaha
 
Hahaha. Aye cos signing new contracts means they are staying

Remember you lot thought Ange would sign them Bwahahahaha
You trying to say you wouldn’t have wanted both away in January? Geez fucking peace. Of course they will move on, but not today or January.

Were you aw excited there? Thought we had dropped two points? Then bam, we never stop. 2.1

That’s why we’re champions.
 
You trying to say you wouldn’t have wanted both away in January? Geez fucking peace. Of course they will move on, but not today or January.

Were you aw excited there? Thought we had dropped two points? Then bam, we never stop. 2.1

That’s why we’re champions.
Willie Collum, Kevin Clancy, Don Robertson and Nick Walsh is why your champions

They are nothings and why you are the worst team in the history of the UCL
 
Willie Collum, Kevin Clancy, Don Robertson and Nick Walsh is why your champions

They are nothings and why you are the worst team in the history of the UCL
Aw ffs stop making a **** of yourself. Never that we are better. And you lot complaining about refs is beyond irony. You have had more ref bias than any **** on the planet. Your team are a bunch of useless cunts and have been for two decades. You’re now going into the 3rd decade of being also rans, enjoy.

League was over when you thought you would horse us at Ibrox, where the fuck that came from with you being utter shite just shows you how fucking deluded you all are. You’re utter shite. Everyone apart from you know that. We haven’t even got out of 1st gear and the leagues over. I’m expecting the Rangers broken Crest in the Daily Ranger, oh wait, they only do that to us, as they don’t want to anger you lot. They told you he was the tactical genius behind one trophy in 9 Slippy. I’m actually laughing at you blaming refs. That’s fucking priceless. Have a good night.
 

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3 in a row and more to come. Everyone who isn’t deluded will know that.

No doubt when the latest Messiah is trotted out we will hear again the Rangers are coming. No laughing at the back, they will. They can’t help themselves.

Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
So fucking shite.
 
3 in a row and more to come. Everyone who isn’t deluded will know that.

No doubt when the latest Messiah is trotted out we will hear again the Rangers are coming. No laughing at the back, they will. They can’t help themselves.

Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
Oh the Rangers are shite
So fucking shite.
McInnes the Messiah will have you lot crying into your cold porridge soon enough
 
I guarantee whichever prick they get next, we will see the same old pish start again, about how this time, not the last time, or even the time before that, or even the three times before that, but this time, the real Rangers will turn up and dominate again. Not since 2000 have they been that. Truth is, my seven year old grandson has seen more titles than a 25 year old Rangers fan. And more trebles.

Yet they still think they are top dogs. We do our best to tell them they are fucking deluded. Eventually though, there comes a time when even the deluded realise the baws burst. Then they forget and start the cycle of idiocy and overhype all over again, as if nothing preceded it.

It’s fucking hilarious.
 
This lad has to be the worst predictor and most gullible guy on the interweb. He is always being taken the piss out of after posting utter, delusionional pish. Bless.

 
Woke up nerves free. I never could eat before CL games, have arranged a little prawn madras, fried mushrooms, Nan bread.

I have zero expectation of any sort of result and will just enjoy my curry and see what happens.

My prediction, based on years of abject failure, 2.0 to the Romans.
 
Did Celtic not recently do OK against Lazio? I vaguely remember something
 
Did Celtic not recently do OK against Lazio? I vaguely remember something
Beat them home and away a few years back. This is the CL though, and as we all know, that puts a spell on us. I absolutely believe we can beat them, but I absolutely also know we will probably fuck it right up as per. I don’t feel any nerves at all, my brain has just decided to accept that we will lose and not to get caught up in my own bollocks of thinking we can win.

We haven’t being playing anywhere near the level under Ange, so I am calm and resigned to another colossal pile of shite. We will go at them, play some good stuff, create a few chances, bottle taking them. Then we have our defensive catastrophe or two and they win 2.0

Been here so many times.
 
Beat them home and away a few years back. This is the CL though, and as we all know, that puts a spell on us. I absolutely believe we can beat them, but I absolutely also know we will probably fuck it right up as per. I don’t feel any nerves at all, my brain has just decided to accept that we will lose and not to get caught up in my own bollocks of thinking we can win.

We haven’t being playing anywhere near the level under Ange, so I am calm and resigned to another colossal pile of shite. We will go at them, play some good stuff, create a few chances, bottle taking them. Then we have our defensive catastrophe or two and they win 2.0

Been here so many times.
I’m not so sure. I might stick a couple of pennies on your mob depending on price. I have done really well backing against celtic in Europe
 
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