If you go down to the woods today
You better not take your scarf
The deer and hedgehogs will slag you off
but thank you for such a laugh
Todays the day the teddy bears say
when will it end why can’t we just play
it’s all because we bought a truck load of Wankers.
Greetin time for teddy bears
They are worse today, than they have ever been before
£13m down the pan and if you count in wages
It is so much more.
Whose the next Messiah going to be
So we can start to say we’re coming
back to days or Yore
But look across the city my frownds
The Celtic domination won’t end
Todays the day the Teddy Bears trash a picnic.
I’m here all week.