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I’m getting very alarmed that I can’t switch on a political programme without hearing a Tory spouting utter shite.
Everybody ever in the town centre agrees totally with me.
I made all that up, but that shouldn’t detract from the fear and loathing I’m trying to cause.
Also , disturbing reports of a small brown man zooming around the country in his private jet or a helicopter, who seems absolutely determined not to integrate with us ordinary folk.

Gullis is a gobshite

 
I’m getting very alarmed that I can’t switch on a political programme without hearing a Tory spouting utter shite.
Everybody ever in the town centre agrees totally with me.
I made all that up, but that shouldn’t detract from the fear and loathing I’m trying to cause.
Also , disturbing reports of a small brown man zooming around the country in his private jet or a helicopter, who seems absolutely determined not to integrate with us ordinary folk.

If this is his point and he is somehow outlining migration is spiralling out of control, who does he blame? The Tories have been in power for 13 years there is only them to blame for what he sees as current problems in the U.K. Or will he be blaming Corbyn who never got near number 10 or the previous Labour government? Even David Blunkett’s dog must be getting shit from Conservatives for the state of the country.
 
I personally am affronted that I can find no shops around my locality that are able to serve me in native Old Norse. All this Normanic sounding chatter, everybody’s at it these days. Feels like a lifetime ago I could find good auld Wodin-folk to have a chat with on the wagon home.
Ah you see.
There’s a saying over here that the Vikings and later the Normans became more Irish than the Irish themselves. They assimilated themselves and married into Irish clans.
Sure by the 1300’s we had them all speaking Irish anyway.
 
There's so many people who won't show a little humility and just admit they backed a party full of wankers, they'll keep voting Tory no matter what. I'll put money on them winning the next election
They are hard to find, understandable when they enabled this utter shit show, how do they sleep at night
 
It’s some collapse potentially by the Tories this. When the exit poles came out on election night in December 2019 John McDonell was in the BBC studio and the guy interviewing him said with this size of a majority for the Tories, Labour had lost the 2024 election already as there has never been that much of a swing to get a majority.

A Parliament of party gate, covid ppe deals for their mates, brexit, high inflation, energy crisis, Truss crashing government bonds, Sky rocketing interest rates, the whole response to the pandemic, MPs groping, MPs going awol, three PMs in a year and one unelected by Conservative members and the British public, expensive curtains, Home Secretary sending refugees to Rwanda, Home Secretary going batshit crazy with racism, Jeremy Hunt running the country whilst Truss is hiding under a desk.

Have I missed anything?

Probably only scratched the surface with those fuckers tbh.
 
It’s some collapse potentially by the Tories this. When the exit poles came out on election night in December 2019 John McDonell was in the BBC studio and the guy interviewing him said with this size of a majority for the Tories, Labour had lost the 2024 election already as there has never been that much of a swing to get a majority.

A Parliament of party gate, covid ppe deals for their mates, brexit, high inflation, energy crisis, Truss crashing government bonds, Sky rocketing interest rates, the whole response to the pandemic, MPs groping, MPs going awol, three PMs in a year and one unelected by Conservative members and the British public, expensive curtains, Home Secretary sending refugees to Rwanda, Home Secretary going batshit crazy with racism, Jeremy Hunt running the country whilst Truss is hiding under a desk.

Have I missed anything?

My take from this is thank Christ some adults are finally in charge of the Labour Party again and hundreds of Tory MPs are about to be added to the country’s unemployment figures.
 
Have you noticed how footage of bonehead today suddenly has him limping and wheezing - its odd how these ageing bullies and sex pests get found out they suddenly develop physical ailments?

 
Gullis is a gobshite




This erudite gammonspeak is from 2022

‘The people of Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke are delighted that we have shipped off over 10,000 foreign national offenders since 2019, because they do not deserve to have their feet on these great British shores. However, my constituents are flabbergasted that the woke, wet and wobbly lot opposite are on the side of their leftie woke warrior lawyers in making sure that these rapists and paedophiles remain in our United Kingdom, rather than actually standing up for the British people and their safety. But it is no surprise because of Labour Members’ unhealthy obsession with free movement and open borders, thinking that anyone who wants border control is a bigot and that borders are racist. Does my hon. Friend agree that it is about time that the Labour party got on the side of the British people and backed our having safer streets’

This, after cuts forced a c25% reduction in Police numbers in his constituency.

I bet there are hundreds of schools fighting for his services when he loses his seat. Wanker.
 
This erudite gammonspeak is from 2022

‘The people of Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke are delighted that we have shipped off over 10,000 foreign national offenders since 2019, because they do not deserve to have their feet on these great British shores. However, my constituents are flabbergasted that the woke, wet and wobbly lot opposite are on the side of their leftie woke warrior lawyers in making sure that these rapists and paedophiles remain in our United Kingdom, rather than actually standing up for the British people and their safety. But it is no surprise because of Labour Members’ unhealthy obsession with free movement and open borders, thinking that anyone who wants border control is a bigot and that borders are racist. Does my hon. Friend agree that it is about time that the Labour party got on the side of the British people and backed our having safer streets’

This, after cuts forced a c25% reduction in Police numbers in his constituency.

I bet there are hundreds of schools fighting for his services when he loses his seat. Wanker.

What shit TV are you watching?
 
This erudite gammonspeak is from 2022

‘The people of Stoke-on-Trent North, Kidsgrove and Talke are delighted that we have shipped off over 10,000 foreign national offenders since 2019, because they do not deserve to have their feet on these great British shores. However, my constituents are flabbergasted that the woke, wet and wobbly lot opposite are on the side of their leftie woke warrior lawyers in making sure that these rapists and paedophiles remain in our United Kingdom, rather than actually standing up for the British people and their safety. But it is no surprise because of Labour Members’ unhealthy obsession with free movement and open borders, thinking that anyone who wants border control is a bigot and that borders are racist. Does my hon. Friend agree that it is about time that the Labour party got on the side of the British people and backed our having safer streets’

This, after cuts forced a c25% reduction in Police numbers in his constituency.

I bet there are hundreds of schools fighting for his services when he loses his seat. Wanker.
He seems to be blissfully unaware of the concept of self-parody.
 
listening to this I can conclude Dowden is so fucking shit he is the only Tory MP who is unemployable even by GBN when he loses his seat and so takes comfort in his self delusion

 

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