Worst movie ever

[threespires]

I was going to say The Last Sharknado: It's About Time; but thinking about it, in their own way the Sharknado series is cinematic genius.

 

[bluejon]

This is a bad but brilliant movie, Zu Warriors from the Magic Mountain. One of the main baddies is a bed sheet, the special effects are dreadful, it's completely off its tits and makes exactly no sense whatsoever, but I've watched it loads.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Zu_Warriors_from_the_Magic_Mountain

 

[Elbow beards]

Manchester by the sea. Boring shite about absolutely nowt.
Marriage story. Boring shite about absolutely nowt.

 

[SamBlue]

Dude, where's my car? Absolute abomination of a movie!

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

It's not the worst, not by a long way. But the second half of the film, where it focuses on Hoffa, is tedious.

And the scene where De Niro beats up the guy in the corner shop is hilariously bad!

the whole premise of trying to make DeNiro and Pacino look younger didn't work ....and wheeling out ol' joe Pesci...plus the Hoffa story has been done to death...and the last 20 mins should have been cut !..anyway..as you say, not the worst.

 

[Always Ali]

Jaws 3D
Jaws - The Revenge, featuring a mind reading, roaring shark.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Battlefield Earth. Utter, utter shite Scientology sci-fi film starring John Travolta.

 

[jimharri]

the whole premise of trying to make DeNiro and Pacino look younger didn't work ....and wheeling out ol' joe Pesci...plus the Hoffa story has been done to death...and the last 20 mins should have been cut !..anyway..as you say, not the worst.

I enjoyed the first part of the film, where the developing relationship between the Pesci and De Niro characters is portrayed. But yeah; trying to portray the three main leads as blokes in their forties (?) didn't really work.

 

[PPT]

Picnic at Hanging Rock. 115 minutes of total boredom.
Remains of the Day runs it close though.

 

[Bluechipblue]

It's Alive. Utter fucking nonsense.
Flesh Gordon. Ditto.
2001: A Space Odyssey. Ditto.

 

[doots]

Ghost Ship.
Another one is a horror from the mid 90's called The Church.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

The plot was a little thin, the performances poorly directed, and the ending was a little contrived. Above all, there wasn't nearly enough tit in it.

 

[BrianW]

King Richard and the Crusaders.

Notable for its famous line. 'War! War! That's all you ever think about, Dicky Plantagenet.'

 

[Ghandi's Flip Flops]

It's Alive. Utter fucking nonsense.
Flesh Gordon. Ditto.
2001: A Space Odyssey. Ditto.

You do realise that's a 70's sex spoof?
Or did you mean the 'Gordon's Alive' Flash Gordon one?

 

[roman totale]

Obviously, I’ve not seen loads of films that I’ve imagined to be shite in the first place. One that I did see at the pictures though was The Accidental Tourist. So bad, I fell asleep in the cinema. My then girlfriend was well annoyed. I’ve no idea how that film won so many awards.
The only other film that’s sent me to the land of nod was the execrable DaVinci Code. Tried watching it twice. Couldn’t get past the first 25 mins.

 

[jimharri]

There's a couple of "cult" (not a typo) films that I've never got the hype about.
Blade Runner, and Withnail and I.

I fully expect the wrath of the forum now.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Hudson Hawk. An absolute train wreck

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

There's a couple of "cult" (not a typo) films that I've never got the hype about.
Blade Runner, and Withnail and I.

I fully expect the wrath of the forum now.

And so you should, Withnail and I is a wonderful film. Im with you on Blade Runner, but Im not a sci fi fan anyway

 

[Uncle Wally One Ball]

There's a couple of "cult" (not a typo) films that I've never got the hype about.
Blade Runner, and Withnail and I.

I fully expect the wrath of the forum now.

And so you should, Withnail and I is a wonderful film. Im with you on Blade Runner, but Im not a sci fi fan anyway

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

Every superhero movie sequel. Especially the one where Superman turns back time by flying around earth very fast. Load of shite and insulting to all the other innocent people he could have helped in the same way who had died previously in the movie and the earlier ones.