Stupid little things that bug you

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Carol Vorderman threads.

 

[mr t]

Opening a 4 pint milk bottle

 

[paulchapo]

Twats walking about not looking where they're going but staring at their phone screen. I have no idea how they can see the screen anyway if outside with the glare. Can't they walk from A to B without staring at a phone screen for a few minutes? Similarly fuckers dawdling in shops talking on the phone while shopping. Get out of the fucking way! Even worse carrying on a phone conversation while paying at the till. It's rude and disrespectful to the poor sod taking your money. Which brings me onto morons who appear to find it a surprise when the cashier tells them what they owe. They go into a shocked stupor before scrambling around for money or a card through multiple bags, purses or pockets. You're in a shop. You've put goods into a basket and queued up at a till. You've watched people before you do the same and pay at the end ( Unless you're on your fucking phone) You watch the cashier scanning your products when it's your turn. Here's a clue......any second now he/she/them/penguin or however they identify is going to ask you to pay for your goods. You know this because for every year of you're life you've shopped or been with somebody shopping that has been the case. So why is it always a surprise to you when they do you cretin??!!! Rant over lol.

 

[kaz7]

Cost of a drink and food from the vending machines in casualty , shocking rip off !

 

[Tuearts right boot]

It could - or it could signify the right boot belonging to Tueart. I can't really think of an explanation for what's going on with your version.

Then the apostrophy would be after the t not in front of it. In which case just leave the apostrophy out, as done.

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Twats walking about not looking where they're going but staring at their phone screen. I have no idea how they can see the screen anyway if outside with the glare. Can't they walk from A to B without staring at a phone screen for a few minutes? Similarly fuckers dawdling in shops talking on the phone while shopping. Get out of the fucking way! Even worse carrying on a phone conversation while paying at the till. It's rude and disrespectful to the poor sod taking your money. Which brings me onto morons who appear to find it a surprise when the cashier tells them what they owe. They go into a shocked stupor before scrambling around for money or a card through multiple bags, purses or pockets. You're in a shop. You've put goods into a basket and queued up at a till. You've watched people before you do the same and pay at the end ( Unless you're on your fucking phone) You watch the cashier scanning your products when it's your turn. Here's a clue......any second now he/she/them/penguin or however they identify is going to ask you to pay for your goods. You know this because for every year of you're life you've shopped or been with somebody shopping that has been the case. So why is it always a surprise to you when they do you cretin??!!! Rant over lol.

Twats in the arrival hall at airports. Head for the doors, doors open, " let's stop here love and get our bearings ".........blocking everyone from getting out and the doors going like a fiddlers elbow.

 

[paulchapo]

Twats in the arrival hall at airports. Head for the doors, doors open, " let's stop here love and get our bearings ".........blocking everyone from getting out and the doors going like a fiddlers elbow.

Ha ha yes!! That applies to most doors. "Get out of the fucking way!!!!!"

 

[mancboy]

Ha ha yes!! That applies to most doors. "Get out of the fucking way!!!!!"

everybody in airports, there is something about airports that turns normally sane people into complete fucking lunatics.

For example why do people crowd around the departures gate? The plane isnt gonna go without you and you're gonna be on it for hours in most cases whats your fecking rush.

 

[paulchapo]

everybody in airports, there is something about airports that turns normally sane people into complete fucking lunatics.

For example why do people crowd around the departures gate? The plane isnt gonna go without you and you're gonna be on it for hours in most cases whats your fecking rush.

To be fair the dicks who design airports don't help. The ones who did Manchester airport deserve a special award, I think they must have worked on the crystal maze quiz show or something. Try finding our integrated transport hub, or the pick up points for private pick ups. Check in desks are another favourite. One terminal, it might be three, you have to get a lift to take you up to it.

Ha ha that one really does my head in. No matter what the unintelligible announcement says about rows or seat numbers I sit in the departure lounge until the last second before boarding. I'm crammed onto that tin can for hours, why prolong the agony? That fetches me onto another moan. As I board last some dickhead has decided I'm not coming so sits in my seat. This happens 99% of the time. Wait until the bloody doors shut before swapping seats! I hate flying.

Edited to add I could I realise I could moan about myself here. Dicks who don't board when their rows are called out. If everybody ignored these calls and waited until the last minute there would be chaos lol!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

So if I'm driving at the speed limit anyone under/overtaking must be speeding thus breaking the law. You assume I was hogging the middle lane whereas I had just overtaken a vehicle in the nearside lane. Before I could get back into the nearside lane I was undertaken. The mind boggles how people assume things.

Your course was extremely influential. It seems you have qualified to deliver them.

 

[rogerterry]

Your course was extremely influential. It seems you have qualified to deliver them.

Thanks, I found it very useful and worth every penny of the £90 course fee.

I would not consider delivering one though as there are more than a few arseholes around who think they know best.

 

[Cellarite]

Shouldn’t it be “Tueart’s right boot” @Tuearts right boot?

;)

Then the apostrophy would be after the t not in front of it. In which case just leave the apostrophy out, as done.

That's what Citizen of Legoland said. Apostrophe after the 't'. There absolutely needs to be one there though to indicate possession.

 

[Cellarite]

Twats walking about not looking where they're going but staring at their phone screen. I have no idea how they can see the screen anyway if outside with the glare. Can't they walk from A to B without staring at a phone screen for a few minutes? Similarly fuckers dawdling in shops talking on the phone while shopping. Get out of the fucking way! Even worse carrying on a phone conversation while paying at the till. It's rude and disrespectful to the poor sod taking your money. Which brings me onto morons who appear to find it a surprise when the cashier tells them what they owe. They go into a shocked stupor before scrambling around for money or a card through multiple bags, purses or pockets. You're in a shop. You've put goods into a basket and queued up at a till. You've watched people before you do the same and pay at the end ( Unless you're on your fucking phone) You watch the cashier scanning your products when it's your turn. Here's a clue......any second now he/she/them/penguin or however they identify is going to ask you to pay for your goods. You know this because for every year of you're life you've shopped or been with somebody shopping that has been the case. So why is it always a surprise to you when they do you cretin??!!! Rant over lol.

Quality ranting Sir!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Thanks, I found it very useful and worth every penny of the £90 course fee.

I would not consider delivering one though as there are more than a few arseholes around who think they know best.

I did one 10 years or so ago. The biggest thing I got out of it was leaving a big enough gap to the car in front of you.

 

[rogerterry]

I did one 10 years or so ago. The biggest thing I got out of it was leaving a big enough gap to the car in front of you.

Absolutely, mine was that if there are streetlights it's max 30mph and if you drive in 3rd gear it's unlikely you'll go over.

The thing with the gap is that some tosser will always fill it, and then you have to slow down and try again whilst trying to make sure the car behind is not tailgating in the process.

 

[Brewster's millions]

People answering anything in the affirmative with “100 per cent”.

Every Tom, Dick and Harry seems to do it these days and it pisses me off.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

everybody in airports, there is something about airports that turns normally sane people into complete fucking lunatics.

For example why do people crowd around the departures gate? The plane isnt gonna go without you and you're gonna be on it for hours in most cases whats your fecking rush.

I travelled a fair bit during the 60's and 70's. Back then, few airlines pre-allocated seats at check-in so, when boarding was announced, there was often a mad dash across the tarmac.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

More than once have I shouted, "NEXT in line. Not, last in line" after all the cunts behind me go running to another till after hearing, "I can help the next customer in line over here".

What particularly annoyed me was that I had a basket with only a half-dozen items. The selfish madam who pushed her way to the front had a fully laden trolley.
She was aged about 60, large build with an oriental appearance. Say anything to her and I'm automatically a misogynistic, racist, body shaming ageist.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

People answering anything in the affirmative with “100 per cent”.

Every Tom, Dick and Harry seems to do it these days and it pisses me off.

100%.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

People answering anything in the affirmative with “100 per cent”.

Every Tom, Dick and Harry seems to do it these days and it pisses me off.

Even worse when they say 150%!