Stupid little things that bug you

[maccieblue]

Those people who when a plane lands and comes to a standstill at the gate, immediately get up and start emptying the overhead lockers, even when they have been asked not to by the crew.

Especially when it's the pilot and Co pilot

 

[Barcon]

And what about when you’re on a plane?

Arf.
I had a woman stick her arse in my face one time and it fucking reeked.
I bet she had dogs following her around Jamaica when we landed.

 

[Mr Kobayashi]

Arf.
I had a woman stick her arse in my face one time and it fucking reeked.
I bet she had dogs following her around Jamaica when we landed.

Some people would pay good money for that experience.

@Thorin Oakenshield

 

[Nebuchadnezzar]

Tiktok, and more specifically anyone who went to Binley fucking Mega Chippy after seeing that video. There is a place in the hottest hellfire for you, and I will be there to watch.

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

Mouth ulcers

 

[Blue Mist]

Unknown item in the bagging area.

Oh don't start me.
Sainsburys self service. Basket on the right till in the middle and a space on the left for scanned items.... so why can't I put my fucking bag there to load the flamin' stuff as I scan it. Oh no, I have to place it down and wait until I finish everything then set about trying to pack it all into a bag I cannot rest anywhere.
All in case I sneak a packet of biscuits into my bag !!!!!

 

[Blue Mist]

Sick and fucking tired of saying, "Could you get your fucking cock and balls out of my face please".

You don't normally have an issue with that ?

 

[East Level 2]

Oh don't start me.
Sainsburys self service. Basket on the right toll in the middle and a space on the left for scanned items.... so why can't I put my fucking bag there to load the flamin' stuff as I scan it. Oh no, I have to place it down and wait until I finish everything then set about trying to pack it all into a bag I cannot rest anywhere.
All in case I sneak a packet of biscuits into my bag !!!!!

Put first item in bag before putting it in bagging area. Won't work with a heavy bag, but probably OK with standard plastic one.

 

[the blue panther]

Gareth Southgate, and in particular that vacant face, with wierdly blinking eyes, that should tell anyone with half a brain, "Don't give this man the top job; it's evident that he hasn't got what it takes - look at bloody Middlesbrough!"

 

[Dial M 4 Mercer]

People who say “fess up” instead of “confess”.