The 115 alleged rules we have broken - according to know nowts

[threespires]

Rule 16 - Failing to provide firework safety awareness training to our employees

 

[Elbow beards]

Rule 17, possession of 10 thousand inflatable bananas.

 

[bluebarry]

Rule 18, failure to find the "yellow team leader"

 

[Winchester]

Rule 19
For not telling us who Mr Banks was

 

[tregyblue61]

Rule 20:

Causing high energy prices due to excessive piss boiling

 

[BlueLou82]

Wont matter if you are cleared of every charge. The narrative is out there now and it will stick.

You could produce 1T of files proving your innocence but some people will never believe it. Its what happens these days.

Best not to get yourselves wound up about it.

 

[Elbow beards]

Wont matter if you are cleared of every charge. The narrative is out there now and it will stick.

You could produce 1T of files proving your innocence but some people will never believe it. Its what happens these days.

Best not to get yourselves wound up about it.

Wrong thread mate, this is a light hearted piss take thread :)

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 21 - Not informing Everton.

 

[WickyWain]

Rule 22 - Fans invading the Etihad pitch like a bunch of criminals.

 

[NatalieM008]

Rule 23 - Scoring too fast in the FA Cup final

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Rule 24 - Disrespectfully scoring 9 against Burton.

 

[Brewster's millions]

Rule 25:

Transforming your previously neglected and frankly forgotten local community by investing hundreds of millions of pounds in long-term development projects, and in the process highlighting how utterly fucking useless the various layers of government have proved to this end over the course of several decades.

 

[WickyWain]

Rule 26 - Stopping the scouse cunts from being invincible centurions in 2018/19.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

Rule 27 - Telling the rags their stadium is falling down which plays into sub rules a) Telling the rags Ten Haag is a fucking clown b) The Glazers are staying 10 more years and finally c) City are on the beers.

 

[WestGorton]

Rule 28. We are too good.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

rule 29. no 'istory

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 7 making Suarez cry like a baby.

See rule 5 ;)

 

[Scaring Europe to Death]

Rule 29
Bernardo Silva's half-hearted attempt at a Guard of Honour for Liverpool

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

Rule 24 - Disrespectfully scoring 9 against Burton.

See rule 13 ;)

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

rule 31. blue cones.