Joke thread

[Travellingman]

 

[RadcliffeRick]

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Too soon (?)

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[oakiecokie]

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Hahahahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa fucking brilliant !!

 

[blue44]

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

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Who's Pajama?

 

[snorky]

Funny story about this.

About twenty years ago we were in Malta and I needed to go to a money exchange shop, so a Maltese person said "There's one on in St Julians on xxxx Street next to the Subway.

At this time we had never heard of Subway, so spent half an hour doing up and down this busy long street looking for a Subway, until we suddenly saw the Subway shop. lol!

Ok, but where's the funny story?

 

[Lavinda Past]

Ok, but where's the funny story?

Written down on a piece of paper in the saddlebag on his bike which he had left outside.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Ok, but where's the funny story?

His bike is outside.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Written down on a piece of paper in the saddlebag on his bike which he had left outside.

Beat me too it.

 

[snorky]

Beat me too it.

You being late is hardly unexpected :)

 

[TinFoilHat]

You being late is hardly unexpected :)

I'll line em up...You sink them!

 

[Tuearts right boot]

Written down on a piece of paper in the saddlebag on his bike which he had left outside.

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

 

[Cellarite]

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

It doesn’t matter! It was a cheese and onion pie!

 

[Mozzer]

Neither, page 4 duh.

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

 

[East Level 2]

outside where...?? the subway or the chippy ??

Obviously the chippy. There's nowt funny about a bike left outside the subway.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]