United Thread - 2023/24

[The Salford lad.]

I wonder if Andeh Tate us proud of dareds like he was after Everton

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Trafford.

Sorry, the Greater City of ;-)

 

[kippaxwarrior]

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[Johnny Mars Bar]

GIVE IT TO GORDON

 

[mancboy]

 

[eyalluvitt]

United’s season so far, brief highlights

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Lucky to lose 1-0.

A fair reflection would have been about 3-0, maybe 4-0.

They have the laziest front 3 in the league, or any league.

Their manager looks a **** in a flat cap.

And when Maguire is your best player, it's time to reach for the Whiskey bottle.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Need a massive clear out at the swamp. Slabhead seems to be the only one that gives a fuck.

which is mental really, when you think about it.

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Lucky to lose 1-0.

A fair reflection would have been about 3-0, maybe 4-0.

They have the laziest front 3 in the league, or any league.

Their manager looks a **** in a flat cap.

And when Maguire is your best player, it's time to reach for the Whiskey bottle.

 

[didsburyblu]

This was an amusing yet truthful post over on the caf

'We are a team of individuals, and most of them individually also happen to be shit at football'

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

TNT: How do put this [defeat] right, Eric.

"We stick to the plan, eh!"

Nobody ever follows up with a question, what is the plan?

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

United’s season so far, brief highlights
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Luke Shaw's seen a Greggs bag, hanging higher up in the tree.

 

[mancboy]

United’s season so far, brief highlights
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is that how luke shaw injured himself?

 

[mancboy]

TNT: How do put this [defeat] right, Eric.

"We stick to the plan, eh!"

Nobody ever follows up with a question, what is the plan?

Its a secret, even tent peg doesnt know

 

[RadcliffeRick]

As with every single one of their signings over the last 5 years, he's absolutely white.

Genuinely can't think of a signing they've made in the last 5 years which has paid off. You could argue that Fernandes has been a good signing, but he really is part of the problem there now.

Racist!!! :-)

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

TNT: How do put this [defeat] right, Eric.

"We stick to the plan, eh!"

Nobody ever follows up with a question, what is the plan?

It's a cunning plan, a plan so cunning it could've been made up by a fox who has been appointed professor of cunning at Oxford university.

 

[Debaser]

Luke Shaw's seen a Greggs bag, hanging higher up in the tree.

He was absolutely gutted about the plane cancellation, he was really gearing up for a couple of hours of plundering in the birthplace of Gregg's before the game.

 

[jimharri]

 

[Ducado]

And here we go again, a few unconvincing wins and few convincing losses, the green and gold brigade will be out again it’s a predictable cycle

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Load of bollocks!!! Stats say that he is the second best manager in the league




Well that is the story that Slimy Stone will run on Monday