United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm Blue]

Damn that's a long list

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

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New bottles carry the picture of Bruno Ratface with the slogan "Official Club Whine"

 

[Boo or Boo-urns]

 

[The Future’s Blue!]

Can they not accept that they’re no longer the best team in Greater Manchester?

 

[Nellies left peg]

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That was one of the biggest 1-0 dickings . How this rag team doesn’t get thrashed every game is the ninth wonder of the world. Teams seem to miss chance after chance against them

 

[RadcliffeRick]

He probably has a lot on his mind. The main though is to have the spoiler up or down as he drives off after parking on double yellows.

 

[LangleyBlue1970]

Slab head in the way.

 

[southamptonblue]

That sounds like the classic co-commentator saying "he really should have scored there" every time a striker has a shot.

If everyone "really should have scored", or "really should have stopped that", games would either all be 0-0 or 10-10 ;)

You really should watch a game and think what your opinion would be if a 'save' had gone in ;) most of them, the keeper would need to jump out of the way!
In a lot of instances you are bang on....they miss because they hit it virtually straight at the keeper......who you would be raving about, just because he was naturally 'in the way' lol

 

[RadcliffeRick]

Slab head in the way.

To Greece??

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

TNT: How do put this [defeat] right, Eric.

"We stick to the plan, eh!"

Nobody ever follows up with a question, what is the plan?

He's got the look of a Rabbit looking into the headlights, during that brief interview.

 

[Tommy_Catons_Perm]

TNT: How do put this [defeat] right, Eric.

"We stick to the plan, eh!"

Nobody ever follows up with a question, what is the plan?

The plan is good. Yah?

 

[Shaggy]

Taggart is a filthy tramp
Dirty piss can shit his pants
Not in my lifetime salty tears
Man City are on the beers

 

[117 M34]

Are they still the most in form team in the league?

 

[ShorehamCitizen]

TNT/BT actually mentioned their poor record against top 5 sides.

 

[Brightwell Bros.]

We've been way off our best this season and they've been as close to theirs and look at the gap between us.

Staring down the barrel of another sack and rebuild. Might have to send another player or two to train with the kids at the cost of £300k a week judging by the body language on display there.

They're the 6th - 8th best team in England, give or take, and their performances show that. Scraping wins against similarly matched teams, beating relegation fodder, and struggling against any team serious about challenging for top four.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

if you put United after Manchester, after yet another loss, this completely works.

 

[manimanc]

 

[kippaxwarrior]

He's completely broken

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Apparently they've not beaten a top 8 side away from home in the league for almost 3 years

 

[The Salford lad.]

He's completely broken

The bullfrog of Ashton