United Thread - 2023/24

[Debaser]

TNT/BT actually mentioned their poor record against top 5 sides.

Not won against a top 8 side in 2 years iirc

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Apparently they've not beaten a top 8 side away from home in the league for almost 3 years

Not surprising, as it usually takes them vast amounts of luck, and VAR, to beat the bottom 8 sides.

 

[Blueknows]

Not won against a top 8 side in 2 years iirc

Wow

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[bakerdave76]

Last time he came to Manchester was at the Eithad for some tin pot award,he took the piss out of us i ask him to meet up in mary Dee's for a cheeky pint and a slap ,he declined..shall we go !

 

[city2]

100 years since Newcastle have beaten the rags 3 times lol another record

 

[cityontheup]

He's completely broken

Is his roof leaking as well?

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

He's completely broken

It can’t help his mood that he’s clearly got a leaking roof in his office?

The combination of pain from the result/performance and the thought of his upcoming plumbing/decorating bill makes for compelling viewing though.

 

[Brightwell’s left peg]

Is his roof leaking as well?

Great minds think alike

 

[Mike N]

The bullfrog of Ashton

Does he think putting a hat on inside makes him seem more intelligent? Cause it ain’t working!

 

[kippaxwarrior]

Last time he came to Manchester was at the Eithad for some tin pot award,he took the piss out of us i ask him to meet up in mary Dee's for a cheeky pint and a slap ,he declined..shall we go ! View attachment 100321

Probably the closest he's ever been to the swamp

 

[theolivegrove]

didn't hear a peep from these cunts tonight from the corner of the gallowgate, not even their fucking tedious alan shearer song.... fuck all.
won't get home till 03.30 but so fuck? revelling in the fact these twats, their players and the weird little **** who manages them know we now own them. :)

 

[Stoned Rose]

“Transition”

Been a fucking decade now.

 

[mexico1970]

Rashford and Martial showing ten bob no respect at all, this shit just writes itself ;)

Imagine what kind of a person you have to be to accept that much money from your employer and then treating them like shit?

 

[Crooked_rain]

Rashford and Martial showing ten bob no respect at all, this shit just writes itself ;)

Imagine what kind of a person you have to be to accept that much money from your employer and then treating them like shit?

The same kind that parks their car on the pavement outside a shop just because they think their shit doesn't stink.

 

[oakiecokie]

Not on his fucking watch they wont.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Think the Ten Hag era’s nearer the end than the beginning.

 

[bakerdave76]

Think the Ten Hag era’s nearer the end than the beginning.

Hope not .

 

[wolviedinho]

if you put United after Manchester, after yet another loss, this completely works.

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Should say welcome to hell -:)

 

[NZBlue]