Celtic Thread - 2023/24

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I hear Kyogo is doing Kyogo things. Cheating scum bastard
 
First 50 minutes we weee fucking woeful. Finally turned up. The only reason lessors taken from our poor firm is the hope it stirred in the hearts of the Gers, only to be crushed with much gnashing of teeth and cursing order of the day. Almists make it worth it. Not almost, entirely. Three great goals, could snd should have been five. And relax.

Here’s hoping our pals fuck it up and make my day even better. I think I deserve it.
 
Magicpole said:
First 50 minutes we weee fucking woeful. Finally turned up. The only reason lessors taken from our poor firm is the hope it stirred in the hearts of the Gers, only to be crushed with much gnashing of teeth and cursing order of the day. Almists make it worth it. Not almost, entirely. Three great goals, could snd should have been five. And relax.

Here’s hoping our pals fuck it up and make my day even better. I think I deserve it.
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What did you make of Hart for the Saints' goal? Dreadfully weak, in my opinion.
 
Magicpole said:
First 50 minutes we weee fucking woeful. Finally turned up. The only reason lessors taken from our poor firm is the hope it stirred in the hearts of the Gers, only to be crushed with much gnashing of teeth and cursing order of the day. Almists make it worth it. Not almost, entirely. Three great goals, could snd should have been five. And relax.

Here’s hoping our pals fuck it up and make my day even better. I think I deserve it.
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My usual tenner stuck on Celtic as soon as they go a goal down. Lessens the blow when you come back and win
 
Get your money on the return of Jesus of Nazereth, Our Messiah, this Saturday. Around Tea Time.

We scored a goal from a corner. If that’s not a sign, then everybody can fuck off.
 
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Get your money on the return of Jesus of Nazereth, Our Messiah, this Saturday. Around Tea Time.

We scored a goal from a corner. If that’s not a sign, then everybody can fuck off.
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Was never a corner!!!
 
Kevin Clancys father in the same team as Jack McGinn….

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Dear Rogers

When Ange left, I was depressed, then you came back and that changed nothing. When you left the first time, I was genuinely happy to see you go. Your style of play bored the tits off me, you were atrocious in Europe and you only won anything because Rangers had a team I could get a game for today.

You, and your groundless ego,from the very off just had to change us and from the very off, we could see that it was for the worse. You have continued with this so much, I didn’t even watch the game today. I knew you would fuck it up. You played Philips, one of the biggest wankers at the club, after yourself.

I want you to do the decent thing and resign before you fuck up the whole season. For you will.

Go now you useless dwarf bastard and don’t let the door knock your fake teeth out. I don’t see why that pleasure should be reserved for inanimate objects. A bit like Philips. I would giadly do it.

Get yersel tae fuck you overhyped wee Fanny.

Board. Do something right you cunts and see where we are heading and sack him.

Yours in Turmoil

Magicpole
 
Go easy on Philips. He’s one of our own and I’m sure his old man would have savoured that quite glorious finish!
 
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Fuck his da too.
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You’ve more Rangers fans than we do : ))))

Killie cheated out of a penalty and a straight Red card yet they still won the game.

When was the last time Celtic conceded a penalty in domestic football?
 
Ok here goes, back to 2010. Note all penalties are listed as missed, some were saved rather than missed. Celtic 9 penalties awarded, Rangers 4

Celtic penalties v Rangers

Edouard missed 4/21/21 Cup
Christie missed 12/29/2019 League
Dembele scored 4/15/2018 Cup
Ntcham scored 4/15/2018 Cup
Sinclair scored 4/29/2017 League
Sinclair scored 4/23/2017 Cup
Brown scored 3/25/2012 League
Samaras missed 4/24/2011 League
Samaras scored 1/2/2011 League

Rangers penalties vs Celtic

Tavernier scored 1/2/2023 League
Morelos missed 12/8/2019 League Cup
Miller scored 10/24/2010 League
Whittaker scored 2/6/2011 Cup


Penalty to Celtic I’d say. Wouldn’t you ?

So there you have it. Celtic are 2.5 times as likely to get a League penalty versus Rangers as Rangers are versus Celtic over a thirteen year period.

Those pesky facts again!!!
 
Magicpole said:
Dear Rogers

When Ange left, I was depressed, then you came back and that changed nothing. When you left the first time, I was genuinely happy to see you go. Your style of play bored the tits off me, you were atrocious in Europe and you only won anything because Rangers had a team I could get a game for today.

You, and your groundless ego,from the very off just had to change us and from the very off, we could see that it was for the worse. You have continued with this so much, I didn’t even watch the game today. I knew you would fuck it up. You played Philips, one of the biggest wankers at the club, after yourself.

I want you to do the decent thing and resign before you fuck up the whole season. For you will.

Go now you useless dwarf bastard and don’t let the door knock your fake teeth out. I don’t see why that pleasure should be reserved for inanimate objects. A bit like Philips. I would giadly do it.

Get yersel tae fuck you overhyped wee Fanny.

Board. Do something right you cunts and see where we are heading and sack him.

Yours in Turmoil

Magicpole
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Rodgers isn't to blame. Try the board who signed 8 total duds in the summer pocketing the champions league and Jota money, happy to try to remain just that wee bit ahead of Rangers as usual
 
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