United Thread - 2023/24

[jimharri]

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Alice’s bedroom.
Don’t ask me how I know : )

You dirty dog! You do realise, don't you, that if this was wartime, you'd be taken out behind the coalshed and shot? Fu, er, fraternising with the enemy.

 

[freshie]

Eric Ten records broken

 

[fulabeer]

Tis the season...

 

[johnnytapia]

Who wrote that?

Lovely bit of business............

Guardian

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Is that where he's from?

Sounds more like a Wurzel. I’d guess Bristol or Somerset way.

 

[moggymoz]

This is a must watch and I mean a must watch... I give you the bellend Mr Andy Tate. Hahaha...



forgot to add, the comments are hilarious.

Example >

@texasblue245 ​

2 hours ago

You see the pain on his face. Fans like Andy don’t deserve this.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

This is a much watch and I mean a must watch... I give you the bellend Mr Andy Tate. Hahaha...

Warms the cockles doesn't it?

 

[Shaggy]

That poor plate!HAAHHAAAAA!!!!. Love the bit when his other half complained saying it's a good plate he broke!.

I particularly liked her response to
Pig "We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola, 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola, OK"
Nicola "That's good for Bournemouth"

Laugh ? I nearly shat,
I had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

 

[Inter Me Nan]

I particularly liked her response to
Pig "We're losing 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola, 2-0 to Bournemouth Nicola, OK"
Nicola "That's good for Bournemouth"

Laugh ? I nearly shat,
I had not laughed so much since Grandma died
Or Auntie Mabel caught her left tit in the mangle

Chubby Brown?

 

[freshie]

Gotta say that fat pigs Bognor Regis rant made me laugh

Greasy incel

 

[cheekybids]

Fernandes is being consistent at least.
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Goals per game
1st season - slightly more than every other
2nd - slightly less than every other
3rd - slightly less than every 1/3
4th - slightly less than every 1/4
So far this season - 1/5

He was jammy in the 1st season. Good in the 2nd, but since then he’s been woeful to now dire.

<windsor Davies ain’t half hot mum meme>

It’s all down to how many pens they were awarded, right from the off he was doing fuck all then he’d score a dodgy pen & be compared to DeBruyne.

 

[Shaggy]

Chubby Brown?

No, Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

 

[East Level 2]

Watching MOTD.
What is it with forwards heading straight at Onana? Haaland in the derby a Bournemouth forward today?

 

[nicko]

What a fuckwit. Try watching your side drop down to the third tier of English football. Or out of business altogether, like Bury. He has absolutely no fucking idea what hard times are re his football club.

Love the bit when he’s says he’s lost his mum and United are now all he’s got…except for all the rest of my family!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Love the bit when he’s says he’s lost his mum and United are now all he’s got…except for all the rest of my family!

Last straw stuff

 

[JASR]

It’s all down to how many pens they were awarded, right from the off he was doing fuck all then he’d score a dodgy pen & be compared to DeBruyne.

Yes, it was insane the comparisons to KdB.
But they never learn.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

No, Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

Of course, cheers.

 

[East Level 2]

Bit tight cancelling the fourth goal. Clearly accidental handball.

 

[Combat Carl]

Manager and player of the month lol. Shit cunts. Should've been 4 or 5 the lucky bastards

 

[Combat Carl]

Bit tight cancelling the fourth goal. Clearly accidental handball.

Rules are stupid mate