United Thread - 2023/24

[cheekybids]

Fernandes is being consistent at least.
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Goals per game
1st season - slightly more than every other
2nd - slightly less than every other
3rd - slightly less than every 1/3
4th - slightly less than every 1/4
So far this season - 1/5

He was jammy in the 1st season. Good in the 2nd, but since then he’s been woeful to now dire.

<windsor Davies ain’t half hot mum meme>

It’s all down to how many pens they were awarded, right from the off he was doing fuck all then he’d score a dodgy pen & be compared to DeBruyne.

 

[Shaggy]

Chubby Brown?

No, Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

 

[East Level 2]

Watching MOTD.
What is it with forwards heading straight at Onana? Haaland in the derby a Bournemouth forward today?

 

[nicko]

What a fuckwit. Try watching your side drop down to the third tier of English football. Or out of business altogether, like Bury. He has absolutely no fucking idea what hard times are re his football club.

Love the bit when he’s says he’s lost his mum and United are now all he’s got…except for all the rest of my family!

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

Love the bit when he’s says he’s lost his mum and United are now all he’s got…except for all the rest of my family!

Last straw stuff

 

[JASR]

It’s all down to how many pens they were awarded, right from the off he was doing fuck all then he’d score a dodgy pen & be compared to DeBruyne.

Yes, it was insane the comparisons to KdB.
But they never learn.

 

[Inter Me Nan]

No, Derek and Clive (Peter Cook and Dudley Moore)

Of course, cheers.

 

[East Level 2]

Bit tight cancelling the fourth goal. Clearly accidental handball.

 

[Combat Carl]

Manager and player of the month lol. Shit cunts. Should've been 4 or 5 the lucky bastards

 

[Combat Carl]

Bit tight cancelling the fourth goal. Clearly accidental handball.

Rules are stupid mate