United Thread - 2023/24

[cleavers]

Only watched motd, but that could have been much worse, 2 goals disallowed, they're a pile of shite, it's wonderful to watch.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Nice to see Alfred Molina with a big smile after the game.

 

[Shaggy]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

This could be Bruno the rat typing his excuses onto Instagram too.

 

[svennis pennis]

Hilarious to watch Bournemouth boot it straight out for a goal kick from kick off so they could press them trying to play out from the back.

 

[Bald fraud]

As soon as the 3PM kickoffs were finished, I turned over to SKY Soccer Saturday eagerly waiting for Ten Rags post match excuses (he seems to always get interviewed by a wimmin, because If a bloke asks him questions he gives them short shrift)

Anyhoo, they asked the studio pundits to summarise the results, and three of them (C. Morrison, some Scottish geezer and M. Dawson) all said the same thing along the lines of "No disrespect to Bournemouth, but that is a terrible result for Manchesh Nited, they should be beating these teams at home ..."

The sense of entitlement from these so-called neutral pundits when it comes to the rags is staggering.

Pathetic isn’t it! Redknapp jnr was in full on “this is Manchester United footbal club we’re talking about” mode after the villa game aswell

 

[Lavinda Past]

The MOTD caption said that the rags had 20 attempts... Was that the number of attempts by the crowd to get out before the exit gates opened?

 

[jimharri]

Hilarious to watch Bournemouth boot it straight out for a goal kick from kick off so they could press them trying to play out from the back.

Route one. And it worked for them.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Hilarious to watch Bournemouth boot it straight out for a goal kick from kick off so they could press them trying to play out from the back.

I like that Bournemouth knew exactly what to do.

They clearly knew the two things they had to do. The first being let them try to play out from the back and pounce. It's incredible how many chances teams get by letting them try to play out from the back.

The second is they knew the rags are basic useless going forward unless it's counter attack football, so they turned it around on them and beat them at their own game. Just don't be too gung-ho versus the rags and pick your moments to get players forward and you'll beat them.

I would say this is arguably that easiest United team to beat since piss can left as long as you actually go into the game and stick to a very obvious plan. They've had shit teams, but this one has a very clear blueprint right there on how to beat them. They're extremely one dimensional. More teams just need to go into the game and stick to a very clear plan and there's a good chance they'll win it.

 

[manimanc]

Pathetic isn’t it! Redknapp jnr was in full on “this is Manchester United footbal club we’re talking about” mode after the villa game aswell

I think he's saying that tongue in cheek, absolutely rubbing it in when he says that.

 

[Bald fraud]

I think he's saying that tongue in cheek, absolutely rubbing it in when he says that.

Hmm not sure he’s a rag suck holer like his old man

 

[Silva61]

We complain on here that we're not clinical enough in front of goal. Which is true. The amount of chances we miss would make a nun swear. But consider this; only 5 teams in the league have scored fewer goals than Trafford's finest so far this season. And three of them are in the relegation spots (Palace and Forest are the other two). And they're the only side in the top half of the table with a minus goal difference.

12th in the goal difference league, come the final table, it's usually on a par with your finishing position.

 

[jimharri]

12th in the goal difference league, come the final table, it's usually on a par with your finishing position.

GD can be crucial, as we well know. Not so much for mid table teams, mind.

 

[RadcliffeRick]

I know Andy Tate and what he knows about football you could write on the back of a postage stamp and still have room to write a novel.

Pure comedy gold.

Can you please do me a favour and pass him a message from me??

Please tell him " you are a mard arse cry baby with no bottle just like the club you claim to love"

Thanks mate

 

[jrb]

Might As Well Be Celtic……

”We’re just not f*cking good enough” (as opposed to ”We’re sh*t”)

 

[foggy1974]

Crying ****.
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Why wasn't he at Oldham Athletic seeing as they were at home

 

[Gordyola]

Bit tight cancelling the fourth goal. Clearly accidental handball.

Especially as it was caused by Onana trying to wipe him out should have been a pen

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Why wasn't he at Oldham Athletic seeing as they were at home

His voice is like nails down a chalkboard

 

[northendenton]

I think he's saying that tongue in cheek, absolutely rubbing it in when he says that.

No he is licking their smashed in back door.

 

[foggy1974]

What a fuckwit. Try watching your side drop down to the third tier of English football. Or out of business altogether, like Bury. He has absolutely no fucking idea what hard times are re his football club.

You'd think being an Oldham fan he'd have some understanding