Joke thread

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[kippaxneil]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Well, it's time to write down my new year resolutions. This year I'm giving up:
1. Oral sex
2. Anal sex
3. Gang bangs
I think that's it. Oh wait, just one more thing to write down...4. Get out of prison

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

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Isn’t it that Welsh railway station?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

I will Never forget Simon Groome on Blue Peter announcing that they were going to start collecting money for "Blind Dogs For The Guides" :-)

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I once spoke to a woman who called her daughter Deekney.

I asked her to spell it for an application form and she replied “D-K-N-Y”

I had a class mate called Roger Mee.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]