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[blue44]

 

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[kippaxneil]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Well, it's time to write down my new year resolutions. This year I'm giving up:
1. Oral sex
2. Anal sex
3. Gang bangs
I think that's it. Oh wait, just one more thing to write down...4. Get out of prison

 

[Mr Blue Moon]

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Isn’t it that Welsh railway station?

 

[J.G.Blue.]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

I will Never forget Simon Groome on Blue Peter announcing that they were going to start collecting money for "Blind Dogs For The Guides" :-)

 

[Keep the Faith]

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[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

I once spoke to a woman who called her daughter Deekney.

I asked her to spell it for an application form and she replied “D-K-N-Y”

I had a class mate called Roger Mee.

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[ColinBellsjockstrap]

 

[talkativesprout]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

They used to have quotes of this nature on the back of match boxes in the 80s...Not sure if taken from the book of
Coleman's balls or possibly private eye magazine (after using google) which were a collection of gaffs named after commentator David Coleman

 

[bumbleblue]

 

[Bill Walker]

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[fanatic1]

There's been some great quotes on TV over the years. Sports commentator Steve Ryder once said whilst covering the US Masters: “Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69.”

There's more: Peter West (cricket). "The bowler's Holding - the batsman's Willee."
John Arlott (cricket). "It's Afaq To Knight at the Nursery End."
David Coleman (athletics). "Quantarena of Cuba opens his legs and shows the world his class."
"It's the Russian pole vaulter coming over the satellite" Mexico Olympics

 

[blue44]

Iv got 4 hours left on my shift,then.

 

[dobingsdobber]

Iv got 4 hours left on my shift,then.

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I imagine that's what Magicpole looks like.

 

[DrBlueBob]

I imagine that's what Magicpole looks like.

MP's hair is even more lustrous, or so he would have us believe.

 

[Fiftyyearsandcounting]

There's more: Peter West (cricket). "The bowler's Holding - the batsman's Willee."
John Arlott (cricket). "It's Afaq To Knight at the Nursery End."
David Coleman (athletics). "Quantarena of Cuba opens his legs and shows the world his class."
"It's the Russian pole vaulter coming over the satellite" Mexico Olympics

He dribbles a lot and the opposition don't like it - you can see it all over their faces

Ron Atkinson