Going on a date..its been a long time

[heslops barnet]

Always good to hear of Happy Endings……..

 

[Kippaxpete]

Yes. Yes she did.

Hmmm...I thought, a keeper.

Was she wearing goalkeeper gloves at the time?

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Sister says she is quiet and very kind, not interested in sport. Says she will happily listen to me. I can talk for hours about city she could be a blue after a few sambuca

Apparently chicks who aren't interested in sport really dig that line of conversation.

I bet she'll be really impressed with your knowledge once you give her a full review of Psycho's last season in charge.............

 

[Crooked_rain]

You can always do a Kyle Walker and just get your beef whistle out in the pub. Seems to be working for him. Women love confident men.

Talk in a Swedish accent, that's often a winner too, especially wearing as many expensive brands at once, even if they don't go together.

Ask her plenty of uncomfortable questions, very personal ones. It shows you are interested in her more than just physically. Don't be scared to overshare things about yourself too, women love honesty.

Of course, its not just the date these days, it's how you act afterwards, especially now people have the facilities to communicate easily. If she doesn't reply within half an hour, it's always good to keep hammering her with messages, shows you're keen.

Also send her your account and sort code by WhatsApp after the date so she can transfer you half the cost. They find it sexy that you respect equality and not chauvinistic.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

To quiet and didn't like drink so I didn't bother with it . Couple of coffees and we parted company. Definitely to smart for me

to be fair to you, she said you were very polite.

 

[Barcon]

Unfortunately not. Spaffed on her tits though.

I expect no less from you.

 

[Barcon]

Never again..its city booze and maybe a cat for me

Get one of those big Maine coon ones or you will need plenty of lube.

 

[jimharri]

Get one of those big Maine coon ones or you will need plenty of lube.

Thought he played for "TWGC"™?

 

[city2]

Did you not get even a smelly finger.

 

[BimboBob]

Did you not get even a smelly finger.

He went down Canal Street after the coffee.

 

[city2]

He went down Canal Street after the coffee.

So he’s got a sore throat then

 

[BimboBob]

So he’s got a sore throat then

amongst other places.

 

[Northerndave]

Was she wearing goalkeeper gloves at the time?

Did she go the wrong way?

 

[bluemc1]

Definitely pay

 

[MCFC Wirral]

Definitely pay

Tis quicker. And you won’t need to buy them dinner etc. Ancoats?

 

[bluemc1]

Tis quicker. And you won’t need to buy them dinner etc. Ancoats?

Very good :)

 

[manimanc]

Throw one off before you go.

You don't want to carry a loaded gun to the date do you? One false touch or move and it's porridge in the boxers and goodnight Vienna.

 

[Blue Mist]

Throw one off before you go.

You don't want to carry a loaded gun to the date do you? One false touch or move and it's porridge in the boxers and goodnight Vienna.

Mani, Mani mate, your post is so late it deserves the Titanic gif. He's been on the date. He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets. Whilst sad at least 3 people got to empty their load before the ambulance came.


Fuck I shouldn't have typed that.

 

[2smokinberyls smockfrocks]

He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets.

no she didn't.
i spoke to her this morning and this afternoon she sent me a pic of her tit.

anyway, it's hanged not hung and i'm not even going to mention snuck

 

[manimanc]

Mani, Mani mate, your post is so late it deserves the Titanic gif. He's been on the date. He was so boring she snuck away and hung herself in the toilets. Whilst sad at least 3 people got to empty their load before the ambulance came.


Fuck I shouldn't have typed that.

I'll have a pint of whatever you're on.