Liverpool Thread - 2023/24

[malg]

My missus works in a very well known children’s hospital in LiVARpool. A couple of nurses have phoned in to ask for time off to cope with the crisis, I kid you not. These people are a different breed. I have to sit there in disbelief sometimes at what goes on when it’s not even football related. Utter weirdo’s.

I actually believe that. I know one of my neighbours who works in social care and phoned in sick after the last general election as she couldn't face work after the result. I'd have told the **** to grow up however in the public sector they can just say it's affecting their own mental wellbeing and they've got you. So I'm guessing there will have been a shit load of them not turning up for work - fannies.

 

[malg]

And so it begins. Nothing like socialist screaming scousers ripping off their own

If someone earns enough to pay £20k then crack on. Daft cunts

 

[Ashton Moss Messi]

Can you imagine how many fake tickets will be around

No such thing as fake tickets mate.
Me ma said so.
Sound.

 

[cheekybids]

And so it begins. Nothing like socialist screaming scousers ripping off their own

Make up a number, double it & just tell bare faced lies.

We all know they’ll be going for a little more than face value but they’ll be printing 200k of the fuckers but who will they blame?

 

[Bantamgaz]

You got a feeling that he will be still at the helm next season

 

[Kippax77]

And so it begins. Nothing like socialist screaming scousers ripping off their own

This simply equates to, be prepared for a knife to your throat if you do genuinely have a ticket.
Stay safe dips

 

[mancboy]

You got a feeling that he will be still at the helm next season

Yeah i do, the man is an arch hypocrite and has gone back on everything hes ever said, thats why i think its something way worse than tiredness and if the dippers can find a way of covering it up, he'll be back

 

[urban genie]

Pity the Wolves fans who are gonna have to push through a ridiculous amount of ticketless bellends lining the streets of Anfield for that one.

 

[Xhavenjoe]

Klopp and Xavi job swap??

More likely a Klopp and Xabi job swap.

 

[mexico1970]

 

[horlock_was_super]

Don’t tempt me…

Don’t you dare!

 

[Cellarite]

Don’t you dare!

Dare?

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

If someone earns enough to pay £20k then crack on. Daft cunts

How much is that in Krone? How fitting it would be if these suckers tipped up big time and the gurning **** got sent off in the penultimate game and spent the last game in the stands. No chance of that, he’ll get away with anything now until the end of the season.

 

[shackattack]

See a number of jobs being offered to Klopp in the future -
Moderna
Glaxo
Pfizer
GSK
Roche
AstraZeneca

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Worse news for the dippers since locking wheel nuts were invented.

 

[Tb1981]

I see big parallels to Ferguson leaving united here
Here me out….
I personally feel the Liverpool squad is very average and Klopp is flogging them one last time
The players they have signed are average like endo, gravenberch,mcallister and Szoboszlai
Salah is off to Saudi

They have been lucky this season to be where they are and now they are just riding the momentum

Next season I think they would tail off anyway and without Klopp it might be quite a big dip
Can’t see a manager coming in either who can play Klopp football do they need to change systems and personnel

 

[Tb1981]

Make up a number, double it & just tell bare faced lies.

We all know they’ll be going for a little more than face value but they’ll be printing 200k of the fuckers but who will they blame?

UEFA
Chelsea fans
Ffp

 

[Mad Eyed Screamer]

See a number of jobs being offered to Klopp in the future -
Moderna
Glaxo
Pfizer
GSK
Roche
AstraZeneca

Colgate?

 

[mexico1970]

Colgate?

There's probably a veneer of truth to that mate.

 

[Goater=Legend]

And so it begins. Nothing like socialist screaming scousers ripping off their own

Who will they blame when they try jibbing in and fans with tickets are stuck outside?