Rishi Sunak

[KS55]

I didn't pooh pooh anything, the information is out there about what the Royal Family brings to the country in tourism. I'm just not your secretary.

No it isn’t. You cannot quote a single piece of research which shows what you purport.

 

[Dubai Blue]

on whether or not Sunak's comment was a joke or not

You don't think the 99% bit was a "joke"? Granted it was an extremely shit one, but clearly an attempted "joke" nonetheless.

 

[mosssideblue]

UK in recession. Tory plan clearly working eh Rishi.
Hopefully, by election results tomorrow is the final nail in your coffin

 

[The Light Was Yellow Sir]

UK in recession. Tory plan clearly working eh Rishi.
Hopefully, by election results tomorrow is the final nail in your coffin

That’s now 8/9 recessions under Conservative Governments.
Credit where’s its due, they’re consistent…….

 

[East Level 2]

That’s now 8/9 recessions under Conservative Governments.
Credit where’s its due, they’re consistent…….

The party of fiscal responsibility.
All those recessions are due to Covid and Ukraine including the ones before 2020.

 

[hilts]

You're correct of course and I hold my hands up to the way I tried to get my point across which was wrong. I should have used a larger figure to highlight the increase. So do you think it's correct that someone who earns £130k will pay around £48k in tax.

Yes because that gives them over £1500 quid a week. I certainly think that puts them in a very nice situation no?

 

[mosssideblue]

That’s now 8/9 recessions under Conservative Governments.
Credit where’s its due, they’re consistent…….

Tories couldn't grow a daffodil, never mind the economy

 

[carlosthejackal]

UK in recession. Tory plan clearly working eh Rishi.
Hopefully, by election results tomorrow is the final nail in your coffin

Can’t they just declare its not a recession, similar to declaring Rwanda safe ?

 

[mosssideblue]

Can’t they just declare its not a recession, similar to declaring Rwanda safe ?

Nailed on

 

[KS55]

That’s now 8/9 recessions under Conservative Governments.
Credit where’s its due, they’re consistent…….

Greta Thunberg approves of recessions.

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Quite impressive how he purposely picked his five pledges, most of which would normally look after themselves without any intervention required and yet he’s still somehow fucking it up.

1. Inflation - stalled
2. Growth - no… recession
3. NHS Waits - increased
4. Debt falling - operating at a deficit
5. Small boats - not stopped have they? Another 300 yesterday. Note his pledge isn’t “reduce the boats”. It’s stop them.

It’s a bit like Pep came out and said his target was to stay in the Premier League, and it’s now 25 games into the season and we’re 14th. Despite the fact we won the league last year, he declares it a great success because he set the bar so low that nobody could fail to get over it.

 

[KS55]

Quite impressive how he purposely picked his five pledges, most of which would normally look after themselves without any intervention required and yet he’s still somehow fucking it up.

1. Inflation - stalled
2. Growth - no… recession
3. NHS Waits - increased
4. Debt falling - operating at a deficit
5. Small boats - not stopped have they? Another 300 yesterday. Note his pledge isn’t “reduce the boats”. It’s stop them.

It’s a bit like Pep came out and said his target was to stay in the Premier League, and it’s now 25 games into the season and we’re 14th. Despite the fact we won the league last year, he declares it a great success because he set the bar so low that nobody could fail to get over it.

Pep for PM!

 

[bluethrunthru]

He will be online right now looking for a coop to replace Wilf's broken swing in the number 10 garden because all his chickens are coming home to roost tonight

 

[mosssideblue]

Quite impressive how he purposely picked his five pledges, most of which would normally look after themselves without any intervention required and yet he’s still somehow fucking it up.

1. Inflation - stalled
2. Growth - no… recession
3. NHS Waits - increased
4. Debt falling - operating at a deficit
5. Small boats - not stopped have they? Another 300 yesterday. Note his pledge isn’t “reduce the boats”. It’s stop them.

It’s a bit like Pep came out and said his target was to stay in the Premier League, and it’s now 25 games into the season and we’re 14th. Despite the fact we won the league last year, he declares it a great success because he set the bar so low that nobody could fail to get over it.

Stick with it, the plan is working apparently

 

[SkyBlueFlux]

Pep for PM!

“PM Pep, are you happy with the performance of Secretary of Energy, Ed Miliband?”
“I’m so so happy. He is so good. So so good. The way he control the narrative. He finds the pockets where the policy is not there and then… *ah*. You ask me, he is not so good in this or that, but no he has no weakness. Except the bacon, but we know this and we work with him to find the places where there’s no bacon.”

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Quite impressive how he purposely picked his five pledges, most of which would normally look after themselves without any intervention required and yet he’s still somehow fucking it up.

1. Inflation - stalled
2. Growth - no… recession
3. NHS Waits - increased
4. Debt falling - operating at a deficit
5. Small boats - not stopped have they? Another 300 yesterday. Note his pledge isn’t “reduce the boats”. It’s stop them.

It’s a bit like Pep came out and said his target was to stay in the Premier League, and it’s now 25 games into the season and we’re 14th. Despite the fact we won the league last year, he declares it a great success because he set the bar so low that nobody could fail to get over it.

“We are there.”

 

[maxwellblue]

You don't think the 99% bit was a "joke"? Granted it was an extremely shit one, but clearly an attempted "joke" nonetheless.

the 99% comment may have been but it's the point of Starmer not being able to say "what a woman is" was the thing that some on here were having a meltdown about.

 

[maxwellblue]

Yes because that gives them over £1500 quid a week. I certainly think that puts them in a very nice situation no?

Of course 1500 quid a week isn't to be sniffed at but it's still wrong that you are losing almost a grand a week

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Of course 1500 quid a week isn't to be sniffed at but it's still wrong that you are loosing almost a grand a week

I’d tax people who use superfluous Os in words at 75%.

 

[blueparrot]

Of course 1500 quid a week isn't to be sniffed at but it's still wrong that you are loosing almost a grand a week

So how would you raise the revenue needed to run the country if you aren't taxing people enough ? Or what would you cut, welfare, NHS, education, police, defence ?