United Thread - 2023/24

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Nonsense, look in your mirror man

Your fascination with me is troubling

 

[mattcity5]

There isn't a cat in halls chance they will finish above us next season either.
Mainly down to the fact they're absolutely shit

Their big battle this season is to try and finish with a positive goal difference, which shows exactly how shit they are.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Nearly had a meltdown the other day when I was informed my Grandson was to play in a Rag game.
I was a Scholes cock away (that close) to bollocking him then learned it meant Regional Age Grade.

 

[horlock_was_super]

If we put a bid in first we know what happens next...
:)

Could be classed as a tad premature

 

[waspish]

Chelsea beat them they'll be then 5 points behind with a game in hand!

 

[SWPISHOME]

Chelsea beat them they'll be then 5 points behind with a game in hand!

Hahahahahahaha ffs

Never realised that. Says it all about the Rags.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Are they buying a sister club in Mexico?

yep...it's the 'Titty Twister'...

 

[KentBlue]

So now McCoist has come out and called Erling 'bang average.'

And people like him and the Irish pikey get paid for it.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

So now McCoist has come out and called Erling 'bang average.'

And people like him and the Irish pikey get paid for it.

To be fair, no goals, no shots, not even any touches last night. Might as well have not been playing.

 

[Robinho's Subbuteo]

If Haaland is "bang average' with 18 Premier League goals this season, Rashford must be 'bang shite' with 8.

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

If Haaland is "bang average' with 18 Premier League goals this season, Rashford must be 'bang shite' with 8.

Not sure you’ll get any disagreement on that here!

 

[malg]

It's nothing serious mate lol..it will soon be here..mind you if the rags can get something from the dippers game I don't mind delaying the inevitable

I would delete the post to save myself some embarrassment but some inconsiderate fuckers have replied to it.......

 

[malg]

If Haaland is "bang average' with 18 Premier League goals this season, Rashford must be 'bang shite' with 8.

It's about the all round game not just that bullshit 'goals scored' stat.

 

[malg]

So now McCoist has come out and called Erling 'bang average.'

And people like him and the Irish pikey get paid for it.

Didn't he say that about his link up play? There are others now jumping on the bandwagon.

Just goes to show that it's fucking orchestrated. Keane or the **** Neville say something and all of a sudden it's the new source of the truth.

 

[blue by birth]

I would delete the post to save myself some embarrassment but some inconsiderate fuckers have replied to it.......

Pmsl..proper twat I bet

 

[blue b4 the moon]

Didn't he say that about his link up play? There are others now jumping on the bandwagon.

Just goes to show that it's fucking orchestrated. Keane or the **** Neville say something and all of a sudden it's the new source of the truth.

Imagine following their thought process...it's like Fern with his 'fouls', bitter cunts the lot of them.

Fucking hate the twats and all the armchairs fall into the trap.

115 charges and we're still here.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

To be fair, no goals, no shots, not even any touches last night. Might as well have not been playing.

The way he warmed up though was second to none.

 

[KentBlue]

The way he warmed up though was second to none.

He has a habit of scoring against the vermin, so he'll do me.

 

[freshie]

The fanbase with a never ending stream of morons

 

[manimanc]

yep...it's the 'Titty Twister'...

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