United Thread - 2023/24

[Fred_Quimby]

A delusion of rags.

Excellent!

A handful of wankers.

 

[Vienna_70]

A handful of wankers.

A shit tip of rats.

 

[kippaxwarrior]

St Beneathus day could happen tomorrow at about 5.30.

Would that be the earliest it's happened?

 

[TonyColemansbagofapples]

I’m prepared to wait a little longer for St Beneathus Day to be honest.

 

[Didsbury Dave]

Come on United. Please try not to be so shite for one day. It’s a big ask I know but you can do it. Or just fluke one like you always seem to do against us.

 

[malg]

St Beneathus day could happen tomorrow at about 5.30.

Would that be the earliest it's happened?

Surely not.

 

[simmo]

The 12th man Taylor needs to does his bit tomorrow.

 

[abu13]

St Beneathus day could happen tomorrow at about 5.30.

Would that be the earliest it's happened?

Officially it could happen tomorrow, i reality it likely happened about a month ago.

 

[Burnage Burnsy]

Come on you red bastards

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[denislawsbackheel]

Scruffy Jim has now cancelled all the company cars…

He’ll be telling the players to bring their own packed lunches next.

 

[bluemoon32]

It's a win win game tomorrow.
If Utd win then it helps us in the title race.
If Liverpool win then rag fans will be sobbing as Utd are still fucking shit.
As it is, i think Liverpool will batter them.

 

[Chak19]

Come on United. Please try not to be so shite for one day. It’s a big ask I know but you can do it. Or just fluke one like you always seem to do against us.

Maybe in the past, we batter them in most games these days.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Absolutely no chance the Rags are getting anything. They are truly awful.

Varane, Evans, Martinez, Shaw all ruled out also, They are getting an absolute pasting.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Absolutely no chance the Rags are getting anything. They are truly awful.

Varane, Evans, Martinez, Shaw all ruled out also, They are getting an absolute pasting.

McTwat and Slabhead at CB?

 

[JASR]

Scruffy Jim has now cancelled all the company cars…

He’ll be telling Rashford to bring packed lunches for all the players next.

 

[SWPISHOME]

McTwat and Slabhead at CB?

I've read that Kambwala is in line to make his first start for them so I presume it's him alongside Maguire if that sicknote Varane fails to make it.

Then again he's just as bad as the rest of them.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

I've read that Kambwala is in line to make his first start for them so I presume it's him alongside Maguire if that sicknote Varane fails to make it.

Then again he's just as bad as the rest of them.

Is Lindelhoof not fit either?

 

[SWPISHOME]

Is Lindelhoof not fit either?

No he's out also "apparently".

 

[TinFoilHat]

Scruffy Jim has now cancelled all the company cars…

He’ll be telling the players to bring their own packed lunches next.

I bet the Pisscan still gets his.