United Thread - 2023/24

[Kippax77]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

They'd probably get points added for creating excitement in 'the biggest, bestest fixture in the all of the universe'.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.

 

[1961_vintage]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.

Not much hope of that happening!

 

[jollylescott]

God this is an awful prospect.

It's like having to decide whether I would rather have toothpicks inserted into my eyeballs, or an electric drill inserted into another orifice.

I certainly can't cheer for the scum, and I can't cheer on the dippers to beat them.

I think I'll just try and find a civilised pub somewhere that doesn't have a tv, and perhaps has poetry recitals. Anything other than suffering 90 minutes of pure pain.

 

[horlock_was_super]

rags win - they’re back; dips whinge it’s alty’s fault.
ten bob thinks nytid going in the right direction.

dips win - klipperty fulfilling his destiny; rags whinge it’s alty’s fault; ten bob thinks nytid still going in the right direction.

Personally I just think Anthony Taylor is a ****.

 

[Roachy]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I've just pm'd Putin

Massive, yeah I said massive, warhead on the swamp incoming.

He's not all bad our vlad.

 

[Metal Biker]

Hence why i'd be satisfied with a draw. Rags not giddy, Pewl drop points.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

Is the correct answer. None of this draw bollocks, every point is crucial

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's like being asked to be injected with AIDS or Ebola.