United Thread - 2023/24

[i went to rotherham]

Scruffy Jim has now cancelled all the company cars…

He’ll be telling the players to bring their own packed lunches next.

St Marcus will sort the food out.

 

[freshie]

So we’re all blind yeh? Fucking fraud

 

[city986]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

 

[Djibrilshairdo]

Wonder if Alty Webb-lite will keep his cards in his pocket for as long as he did last Sunday? MacAlister and McThingy must be sharpening studs and licking their lips.

 

[Pam]

The scum are gonna get the decisions that everybody else gets against the dippers today . They will bleat about how they were robbed , Ten Bob will utter some crap that obviously makes sense in his head but in nobody else's except the media of course. Rashford will run for the first 5 mins or so to show Psg , Madrid , Barca, Scunthorpe United that he has what they desperately need (he hasn't ) and the rat won't bother at all, big game he doesn't do them . Fake Haaland will run about a bit trying to look like he knows what he is doing, but will get side tracked when he feels a new zit forming on his silk like complexion. Sly, ratboy and spitty will be trying to tell us it's the biggest game in the universe and Micah will be clowning it up as usual, I dunno why he doesn't just go the whole way and put on a clown outfit with big shoes, I am sure we buy any car could find him a car that falls apart as required !

Brilliant.

 

[Pam]

Hope United win today. I’ll always value winning the league over any sort of hatred for the rags

I am with you. We will both burn in eternal hellfire for wanting the depraved scum to win a football match but loving City more than hating United is the only way. I even want a decent margin of victory, just to hurt the Dipper goal difference and impact their morale.

 

[give it to gordon]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

Not chance ratboy would run away crying ;) so only a 21 man brawl

 

[journolud]

Useless wankwrs rolling over for the dippers like that…

Just thought I’d get in early, I’ll be too annoyed after the match, mixed with laughing at them

 

[Kippax77]

22 man brawl and point's deducted for both teams then it's win win

They'd probably get points added for creating excitement in 'the biggest, bestest fixture in the all of the universe'.

 

[dronefromsector7G]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.

 

[1961_vintage]

Oh God I feel sick at the thought of cheering any rag goals.

Not much hope of that happening!

 

[jollylescott]

God this is an awful prospect.

It's like having to decide whether I would rather have toothpicks inserted into my eyeballs, or an electric drill inserted into another orifice.

I certainly can't cheer for the scum, and I can't cheer on the dippers to beat them.

I think I'll just try and find a civilised pub somewhere that doesn't have a tv, and perhaps has poetry recitals. Anything other than suffering 90 minutes of pure pain.

 

[horlock_was_super]

rags win - they’re back; dips whinge it’s alty’s fault.
ten bob thinks nytid going in the right direction.

dips win - klipperty fulfilling his destiny; rags whinge it’s alty’s fault; ten bob thinks nytid still going in the right direction.

Personally I just think Anthony Taylor is a ****.

 

[Roachy]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

 

[mancityvstoke]

I've just pm'd Putin

Massive, yeah I said massive, warhead on the swamp incoming.

He's not all bad our vlad.

 

[Metal Biker]

Hence why i'd be satisfied with a draw. Rags not giddy, Pewl drop points.

 

[Thaksins Love Child]

Hoping for a resounding win for the scum today please.

Is the correct answer. None of this draw bollocks, every point is crucial

 

[TinFoilHat]

It's like being asked to be injected with AIDS or Ebola.

 

[Father Paul]

Not much hope of that happening!

I think they will get one maybe two goals but likely to concede at least 3. I would say they have an outside chance of a draw if the dippers are wasteful in front of goal. I won't be watching but would have no issue with supporting the rags for the afternoon if I thought it could affect the outcome in our favour.

 

[Blackley_Blue]

Neville shitting himself and climbing back up Rashfords arse after his brothers dig last week...

"Marcus Rashford is such an important player for United. They don't have world-class players throughout their squad. But what they have in Rashford is someone who can deliver world-class moments.

"I think he is a person who can cause Conor Bradley and whoever is right centre-back problems.”