United Thread - 2023/24

[I'm With Stupid]

That's so wrong villa are top six not the Rags.

It's not the 'top six' any more, it's the 'big six' because otherwise they'd have to leave out the rags.

 

[halfcenturyup]

@Gaylord du Bois this is your moment :)

He was right then and he will be right now. It's not in our hands because we will definitely drop points in the remaining games and if either of the others win all theirs, they will win.

 

[mancboy]

He was right then and he will be right now. It's not in our hands because we will definitely drop points in the remaining games and if either of the others win all theirs, they will win.

Can i have the lottery numbers please?

 

[Bluekiwi]

Just watched the highlights of the Bayer Leverkusen game - saw some clown wearing a rags scarf - he either thought Bournemouth was in Germany or is a typical rags plastic - chase the champions as long as they play with red in their strip.

 

[horlock_was_super]

I hate Monday morning.
It will soon be dinner time though. ( lunch to the posh fuckers)
Then after an afternoon skiving probably it will be going home time.
I will have forgotten hating Monday morning and will have my tea. ( dinner for the posh fuckers.)
The one shining light all day, and, every day though is that my hatred of Mondays comes and goes whereas the constant hatred of the deluded, banner bastards goes on and on and on and on and on.

Off to work.
As you were Blues.
CTID.

 

[Gaylord du Bois]

He was right then and he will be right now. It's not in our hands because we will definitely drop points in the remaining games and if either of the others win all theirs, they will win.

It will only be in someone's hand if they're 4 pts clear going into the last day. As it stands we're favourites but we all know how quickly this can change. Points will be dropped.
"The game is the game."

 

[halfcenturyup]

Can i have the lottery numbers please?

Sure. 13 19 24 32 41 48, 23.

Just remember I can only predict with a high degree of accuracy what won't happen. So I can predict those numbers almost certainly won't win.

In the same way I can predict with reasonable accuracy that none of the three clubs will win all of their last six games.

:)

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Fortunately I’m going to Salford Royal hospital today with my City hat place firmly on my head and a massive smile on my face while trying to stop my ears from falling into the corners of my mouth.

Yes another day of fishing

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

That fucking banner saying their players made history while ours made money not looking so good right now, is it?

It's another one we should hunt down and proudly hang for the players to look out on as they take the field every derby day...............

 

[Johnny Mars Bar]

Fortunately I’m going to Salford Royal hospital today with my City hat place firmly on my head and a massive smile on my face while trying to stop my ears from falling into the corners of my mouth.

Yes another day of fishing

They’re still using leeches and witchcraft there aren’t they?

 

[r.soleofsalford]

They’re still using leeches and witchcraft there aren’t they?

I sometimes think they might as well be.

 

[Onholiday(somemightsay)]

Who is this 'Big 6' they refer to?

 

[East Level 2]

Fortunately I’m going to Salford Royal hospital today with my City hat place firmly on my head and a massive smile on my face while trying to stop my ears from falling into the corners of my mouth.

Yes another day of fishing

Take a flask and sandwiches with you. The place is like a fucking maze, especially if you use the Scott Lane car park and go in from that side.

 

[bobbyowenquiff]

It's not the 'top six' any more, it's the 'big six' because otherwise they'd have to leave out the rags.

Soon to become the top eight

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Take a flask and sandwiches with you. The place is like a fucking maze, especially if you use the Scott Lane car park and go in from that side.

Thanks I ve been at least once a fortnight over the last 18 months

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Its nice to see United top of a league. Especially this one.

 

[Crooked_rain]

Who is this 'Big 6' they refer to?

Let's ignore the fact two are mid table and one of those hasn't won a league since some of their current players were still in primary school.

 

[Metal Biker]

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And people doubted you...

 

[jrb]

If you thought United fans like Andy Tate were thick and couldn’t string a sentence together, think again.

 

[freshie]