United Thread - 2023/24

[Vienna_70]

That fucking banner saying their players made history while ours made money not looking so good right now, is it?

Be fair.

They’re still making history, just not the sort that banner implied.

It’s all negative history now.

 

[Vienna_70]

Once a Rag **** always a Rag ****, just look at Wio 'n Gary Nutter.

And there are a whole lot more you could add to that list.
The dog wanker, shrek, Schmeichel, despite his year at Maine Road, dozy David, etc, etc.

 

[bennyboy]

Highlight of their season so far tonight.

 

[SWPISHOME]

It's amazing how many of these scruffy cunts actually want to talk a about football today!

Any other week it's always "I didn't see any of the City game"...Yeah indeed you didn't you lying prick.

All of a sudden it's all laughing and joking today, It's quite amazing that the highlight of their season is Manchester City being knocked out of the Champions League.

It's good though I enjoy it, I really like knowing that I'm not like that and I will never carry on they way they do...I did say "The better team lost overall and that happens in Champions League Football, The players gave everything as always, It's nice to have players to put that effort on for you're club, We got knocked out and we'll move on".

I had to get that effort part in, Seen as they have a bunch of mercenaries.

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

 

[TinFoilHat]

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

Better be careful when you’re passing in the train. There could be livewires anywhere, barring their pitch, obviously.

 

[Pablo123]

Barely got out of the stadium before my whats app started pinging frantically with rags . Just replied with " it’s took you 9 months to start talking football from the start of the season , you’re that shit you don’t even play on a Thursday night " SCUM

 

[Deepest Blue]

Currently 6 threads directly about City/Pep on front page of Sad Cafe.
Don't care about City? Yeah right.

 

[Blueboy73]

Sent this to the plastic fuckers after reminding them they were so shit they weren't even good enough to drop into Thursday night football.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Casemiro and Luke Shaw both being linked with Saudi Pro outfit -Al Fateh

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Barely got out of the stadium before my whats app started pinging frantically with rags . Just replied with " it’s took you 9 months to start talking football from the start of the season , you’re that shit you don’t even play on a Thursday night " SCUM

I like the cut of your jib

 

[Vienna_70]

And no way she would have been anywhere near the lanky twat if he wasn't a millionaire footballer.

There’s that classic line from Crouchy, when asked what he would be, if he wasn’t a footballer:

"A virgin."

 

[cleavers]

Barely got out of the stadium before my whats app started pinging frantically with rags . Just replied with " it’s took you 9 months to start talking football from the start of the season , you’re that shit you don’t even play on a Thursday night " SCUM

There were a couple on a balcony about 8 floors up last night chanting "'nited, 'nited" at us by the tram stop, most people shouting back at them, "you could just jump you sad c*nts".

At least their players have had a good rest again this week, for the big games coming.

 

[Vienna_70]

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That’s brilliant!

 

[Vienna_70]

Andy mitten has a face that I'd never get bored of punching...

There are a lot of rags like that!

 

[SWPISHOME]

There are a lot of rags like that!

You mean 100% of them. There's not are Rag out their that's not punchable.

 

[Big Swifty]

The wonder of Manchster United is how they have got to 7th (?) place in the PL.

Apparently they have had 574 shots against them this season, and more than 20 in each of nine out of the last ten matches.

Somehow, their opponents always dominate them, yet squander their chances shamefully. But with a combination of wasteful opponents, dodgy refereeing decisions, favourable VAR rulings and stoppage-time goals, they are able to overcome their playing deficiencies and achieve an almost respectable position in the league.

A fairer reflection of their capability would be around 13th or 14th place in the PL, I reckon,

Am I being too generous? Down with Everton and Forest, perhaps?

 

[ali benarbia's studs]

^^^^^^Bournemouth / Crystal Palace.

 

[malg]

For the love of God, it's 11th on our General Football page. They really are bombing down the Bluemoon relevance league table.