United Thread - 2023/24

[frothy]

Actually, I'm privy to some pretty "WOW" information re a couple of members on here. But Ric would kill me if I divulged what I know. So; sorry, but mum's the word.

Tease, or is Eriks mum taking over from him?

 

[jimharri]

Tease

Adam? No; nothing to do with him.

 

[SWPISHOME]

Actually, I'm privy to some pretty "WOW" information re a couple of members on here. But Ric would kill me if I divulged what I know. So; sorry, but mum's the word.

Waistcoat is getting the job OR Ten Hag is staying...

Either way it's a win win situation.

 

[cityontheup]

Just to think Tony Martial has cost them approximately £120 million. Fucking absolute muppets.

I remember Tyler screaming “ Martial” when he scored that goal against l the dippers i think?

 

[cityontheup]

You keep telling your haters that you’re the best. They’ll learn at some point, Eric.

You certainly are one of the most entertaining.

Surely that’s not from today!

 

[cityontheup]

That’s some shit football right there! Non of them could kick the ball properly Jesus h Christ!

 

[shemnel]

You keep telling your haters that you’re the best. They’ll learn at some point, Eric.

You certainly are one of the most entertaining.

Aside from derbies, I don't think I've ever watched as many United matches in the last ten years combined, as I have this season. They're utterly hilarious to watch.

 

[Citizen of Legoland]

You keep telling your haters that you’re the best. They’ll learn at some point, Eric.

You certainly are one of the most entertaining.

Well they certainly entertain me so he’s halfway there in my view. Give him another contract.

 

[jimharri]

Good story that, fair play to PM.

Yeah; I know a couple of people who have met him on nights out in Dublin. They reckon he's a 100% sound bloke, in no way your stereotypical arrogant professional footballer (past or present). Never met him, but he'd strike you as the type who'd just like to sit in the quietest corner of the pub.

 

[Vienna_70]

Genuinely forgot Mason Mount existed. Has he been playing for them? I suppose nobody would notice the difference either way.

When you say playing, I take it you’re using the word in its loosest possible sense?

 

[East Level 2]

Onana is a fucking oaf

Bollocks: Great keeper and deserves an extended contract. Just like Ten Bob.

 

[jacko74]

I know it’s legal over there but he must have brought a fair bit over with him, he’s been delusional for over a year now

I don’t think he is. I think he genuinely believes they are.

Most rags claim their current brand of football hoofball is more exciting and entertaining than boring City "passing teams to death"

 

[manimanc]

Oh what a lovely day.

Me and the family have been into Manchester to watch the Wizard of oz at the Palace theatre. Went into the Piccadilly Central for a pre show drink, great virtual dj playing top tunes on the tv.

Comes out the show, Burnley get a late equaliser, fuckin brilliant. Gets back to the same pub, full of Irish fans, half n half scarves, number 7 on old rags tops, couldn't stop laughing. Got chatting to the landlord, young lad and a hammers fan, hates utd and loves it when we play at home as it's always hammered.

Anyway, walking through the train station to get the train home, just full of them. All decked out in new scarves, half n half scarves, every one of them having a face you could slap.

Here's to you Vincent Kompany.

 

[ysmsa]

They just seem to be shit every single fucking week.

Moments of good play has got them over the line in most games they win but they have been consistently shit all season.

Absolutely crap teams gave outplayed them and probably not got the result deserved.

I can honestly see another of those silly protests when they play Arse if the title be secured that day, but us!

 

[ysmsa]

Oh what a lovely day.

Me and the family have been into Manchester to watch the Wizard of oz at the Palace theatre. Went into the Piccadilly Central for a pre show drink, great virtual dj playing top tunes on the tv.

Comes out the show, Burnley get a late equaliser, fuckin brilliant. Gets back to the same pub, full of Irish fans, half n half scarves, number 7 on old rags tops, couldn't stop laughing. Got chatting to the landlord, young lad and a hammers fan, hates utd and loves it when we play at home as it's always hammered.

Anyway, walking through the train station to get the train home, just full of them. All decked out in new scarves, half n half scarves, every one of them having a face you could slap.

Here's to you Vincent Kompany.

"Follow the yellow and green brick road"

Penandez - The Shithouse Lion
Maguire - The rusted solid Tin Man
Rashford - The useless fucking Scarecrow

 

[foggy1974]

i dont think they will, is there any solid link says Southgate would even go there or for that matter Potter, both are not fit to manage a top 4 chasing team, who else is there that would be prepared to trash there own CV within 12 months of taking the job, i think he'l start the 24/25 season with them

I've said for a while that they are similar to where we were in the late 90s & hopefully Southgate will be there Alan Ball. They have players who have played under several managers with different styles. They have no strategy other than playing u14s kick & rush. Burnley didn't look like a relegation team. He's spent £400m to take them backwards & new manager will need to spend that again just to turn around.

It's great isn't it.

 

[foggy1974]

Just to think Tony Martial has cost them approximately £120 million. Fucking absolute muppets.

At least they didn't have to pay that Balon d'or clause

 

[foggy1974]

"Follow the yellow and green brick road"

Penandez - The Shithouse Lion
Maguire - The rusted solid Tin Man
Rashford - The useless fucking Scarecrow

Brilliant

 

[BillCarlisle]

Aside from derbies, I don't think I've ever watched as many United matches in the last ten years combined, as I have this season. They're utterly hilarious to watch.

Call me an old sentimentalist, but it takes me back to when we were used to watching shit football week in week out in the days of Clarke, Pearce et al. Its good to have a constant reminder of those bad old days. It keeps me grounded :-)

 

[Vienna_70]

That can’t be the rags. The football’s too good.