United Thread - 2023/24

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Gingers Dad said:
That wasn't even close to the worst decision he made that day
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He made an even worse one the day before, when he opened his gob to arrogantly proclaim that he’d never lost to City..

Rarely has something come back to bite a person on the bum so quickly.
 
My late dad had this stuck on his kitchen wall for years. I'm sure it was from the daily mirror and in that blokes column who's mum was in coronation St.

I thought I had lost it but bizarrely it was hanging out of a box on the kitchen table this morning. Very strange anyway ....

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JASR said:
erm haven't united massively breached PRS then with those quarter accounts, even prior to the final quarter results in the PRS 3-year cycle (barring a frankly unbelievable humongous profit in the final quarter to end of June 2024)?
Adding the £71m loss to the existing figures:
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115+28+71 = £214m loss + the final quarter's loss still to be added, so they are already DOUBLE the allowable PRS 3-year loss, and only have a quarter to find £ 109m+ behind the sofa?!?

Edit: I don't know what the 1st 2 quarters of 23/24 results were, so whatever profit/loss of that needs to be added into figures.
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They lost £115 million a couple of seasons back. I thought the number 115 could only be associated with City.

As for the loss of broadcast revenue: It pisses me off even more that we gifted them a load of broadcast revenue plus gate receipts from the Thursday League with our spineless performance at Wembley.
 
Vienna_70 said:
He made an even worse one the day before, when he opened his gob to arrogantly proclaim that he’d never lost to City..

Rarely has something come back to bite a person on the bum so quickly.
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He also said he couldn't think of anything more embarrassing.
I remember seeing a meme based on the If Carlsberg did advertising campaign saying "If Carlsberg did practical jokes, it would be at the expense of a smug bastard" with his ugly mug and his quote about never losing to City.
IIRC he was also voted Man of the Match in the MUEN poll.
 
JASR said:
erm haven't united massively breached PRS then with those quarter accounts, even prior to the final quarter results in the PRS 3-year cycle (barring a frankly unbelievable humongous profit in the final quarter to end of June 2024)?
Adding the £71m loss to the existing figures:
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115+28+71 = £214m loss + the final quarter's loss still to be added, so they are already DOUBLE the allowable PRS 3-year loss, and only have a quarter to find £ 109m+ behind the sofa?!?

Edit: I don't know what the 1st 2 quarters of 23/24 results were, so whatever profit/loss of that needs to be added into figures.
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PSR prohibit all clubs in the Premier League from accumulating losses in excess of £105 million in a three-year period. Not all club spending is captured by the £105 million limit: infrastructure, women's football, investment in youth and community work costs are all deductible for PSR purposes.
 
1st ever "official" diving coach ?

Manchester United have confirmed Rene Hake and Ruud van Nistelrooy have joined the club as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag
 
hertsblue said:
1st ever "official" diving coach ?

Manchester United have confirmed Rene Hake and Ruud van Nistelrooy have joined the club as assistant managers to Erik ten Hag
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Van Nosebag was at it all game, during the last Maine Road derby.

Thankfully, the referee didn’t fall for his antics, and Gerard Wiekens marshalled him expertly throughout the match.

He would make a great diving coach at the swamp.
 
Gordyola said:
PSR prohibit all clubs in the Premier League from accumulating losses in excess of £105 million in a three-year period. Not all club spending is captured by the £105 million limit: infrastructure, women's football, investment in youth and community work costs are all deductible for PSR purposes.
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That £50m they've spent on fixing the water feature should see them ok.
 
So they’re paying more than the release clause for this kid nobody has ever heard of?

The Ashworth effect.
 
I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?
 
Blue Mist said:
I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?
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They have signed someone. A utd fan just told me too. I'd never heard of the fella though.
 
Blue Mist said:
I don't know whether it's my phone or the Internet that's not working but I'm sick of not getting a proper answer.
A lad I know has said they'd signed some 20 yr old but didnt know any details so I typed in the search section, 'have the rags signed anybody yet'. Not one bloody answer refered to that shower of shit.
Is it the internet or do I need a new phone ?
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See above. They’ve signed some **** who’s release is €40m - for €42m ( clown emoji )
 
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