United Thread - 2023/24

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bridgeno1 said:
Roll on November and the Rags are taking it up the a*se from teams who break at speed, Keane will be calling them lazy c*nts on Sky Sports, Ten Hag will be clinging on to his job and normal service will be resumed.
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I just hope every side in the Prem have finally figured them out this season and plays them at exactly their own game... sit back, park the bus and hit them on the break rather than trying to play football against them and getting sucker punched.
 
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Burnage Burnsy said:
I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them
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Yeah this time of year does seem to provide a plague of shit footie shirts when out & about.

They'll be put away well before the clocks change.
 
Burnage Burnsy said:
I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them
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It's just the annual fleecing month.
Sky rimming raggys egos, then sitting back and watching as the subscription renewals break target figures.
Abit like dangling a carrot in front of a donkey
 
Vienna_70 said:
Apparently, Camelgob had a major influence on Yoyo joining the rags, according to Slimy Stone.

He adds that the new ugly one was coveted by many European clubs, though curiously enough, he didn’t mention that they weren’t prepared to pay the astronomical fee that the swamp-dwellers splurged:

www.bbc.co.uk

Leny Yoro: Manchester United legend Rio Ferdinand call helped French defender choose club

New Manchester United signing Leny Yoro says a call from former defender Rio Ferdinand persuaded him to join the club over other suitors.
www.bbc.co.uk www.bbc.co.uk
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A call indeed. Nothing to do with them paying double what Madrid were willing to pay and Lille pushing him to United for the money, but a call from the camel did it.
 
HelloCity said:
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That is truly shocking. He's clearly thought about this for a while because he says "Fuck it, I'm going to say it on camera" so know the gravity of what he's about to say.

You can hear the reaction from the other rags present that he's dropped a bombshell.

Any self respecting rags would thank him for his time on camera but say he won't be welcomed back. The stupid twat ensures clicks though so will carry on regardless.
 
watching Geraint thomas in his interview on itv cycling after the finish of the tour de france on Sunday. When asked why ineos didn't have a great tour amongst the reasons he gave were the coaching plus things are moving faster for others. Which considering under the control of dave brailsfords no one could come close to them in terms of resources. I also got the impression Thomas had alot more to say alot more but was being diplomatic.

It may or may not have anything to do with the rags, but interesting to see if scruffy jim putting all resources into saving the rags and letting the cycling team piss in the wind or has he bitten off more than he can chew as it looks not only his he cost cutting at OT, cycling and other of his businesses (belstaff I think is one of them). So he may not the the savour the rags think he is.
 
Has anyone else noticed that at the end of certain adverts, the word "Ineos" is uttered?

I’ve only been aware of it in the last few weeks.

Do you think it has anything to do with scruffy Jim’s investment in the Trafford donkeys and brand awareness?
 
Vienna_70 said:
Has anyone else noticed that at the end of certain adverts, the word "Ineos" is uttered?

I’ve only been aware of it in the last few weeks.

Do you think it has anything to do with scruffy Jim’s investment in the Trafford donkeys and brand awareness?
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well the rags had name change at same time from ten bob's rags to Ineos rags
 
fulabeer said:
Can somebody explain the Ronaldo thing with rag fans? (speak slowly and use big words etc!)

Spent six seasons with them. Then forced through a move to Real Madrid. Spent nine seasons with them. And then four with Juventus.

So he had thirteen prime years away playing for anybody but them. Yet somehow, he was "coming home" when he re-signed for them.

My question is then, if he loved them so much, why spend over double the time playing for somebody else?
Why wasn't the fans pissed off that he dare play for somebody else in the first place. Because don't forget "United" are the biggest club in the world. Big players only come to them, not leave. "This is Man United we are talking about". (not arrogant...just better)

They acted like jilted lovers.
Ie the missus leaves you for a better looking guy. She fucks around with him and another guy for thirteen years.
Then when the last guy won't spend as much money as before, she suddenly starts phoning you again.
She did leak a rumour than she fancied your (noisey) neighbour. This was to make sure you didn't hesitate, and agreed to come back to you if you treated her right and showed her complete respect. (ie give her lots of money)

He's completely had them. Yet most still think he is the messiah and one of them...
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He couldn't wait to get away from the rags twice.

He used them as a stepping stone towards Real Madrid as a young lad, then he used them again for what was intended to be a last big move, but then Saudi happened later. He probably knew Saudi was on the cards and kicked up fuss to get out.

I've always said I think he has genuine respect for Slur Alex, but he's not really arsed about the club. Real Madrid is his club.
 
Burnage Burnsy said:
I fucking hate July. Sky and all media banging on about how the rags are buying world class players and going to rule the world again. Knobheads walking round Asda in rag shirts that will be back in the draw in October . Cunts all of them
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Embrace it. The contrast to their mood now is what will make it more enjoyable when they're mid table in 4 months time.
 
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