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Johnny Mars Bar said:
Fuck them, they’ve made a mistake and know it.

Same with Brailsford for me, I admired him for what he did at Team Sky, now he's sat there on his little plastic throne at the swamp knowing everything's a shit show.
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I still don’t understand the structure …..

Who’s the owners Glazers or Ratcliffe so who defines the strategy, is it Ratcliffe or the new inexperienced CEO.

Who signs the players? The TD Wilcox or the TD that bought his twin boys from City?

What does Brailsford do? Marginal gains, they aren’t trying to go from 2nd to 1st, they are wank.

They’ve headhunted from City & they’ve all got different roles to the jobs they did at City.
 
cheekybids said:
I still don’t understand the structure …..

Who’s the owners Glazers or Ratcliffe so who defines the strategy, is it Ratcliffe or the new inexperienced CEO.

Who signs the players? The TD Wilcox or the TD that bought his twin boys from City?

What does Brailsford do? Marginal gains, they aren’t trying to go from 2nd to 1st, they are wank.

They’ve headhunted from City & they’ve all got different roles to the jobs they did at City.
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Moonchester will be over at the Swamp as set piece coach the way things are going.
 
cheekybids said:
I still don’t understand the structure …..

Who’s the owners Glazers or Ratcliffe so who defines the strategy, is it Ratcliffe or the new inexperienced CEO.

Who signs the players? The TD Wilcox or the TD that bought his twin boys from City?

What does Brailsford do? Marginal gains, they aren’t trying to go from 2nd to 1st, they are wank.

They’ve headhunted from City & they’ve all got different roles to the jobs they did at City.
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Brailsford going in there as a consultant to talk about leadership and sports psychology or something would actually make sense.

But as a full time job it’s mental, I’ve no idea what he’s there for and I imagine he doesn’t either.
 
bluetonium said:
Just listening to it back a little, and usually I find Ally McCoist a decent co commentator but yesterday he was crawling so far up united that he often left himself exposed to ridicule.

Three times he goes on about world class amazing passes from United, then goes quiet as each time the ball is easily collected by a city player. Surely for a pass to be world class, it has to find it's target Ally?

Both teams are missing players.... United Hojlund, City Foden, Walker and Stones. Doesn't mention Rodri, Alvarez, Grealish...

But he's probably still better than most of them out there.

There was obvious concerted effort to big up the rags yesterday ahead of the new season. That's fine, lift them up higher please, it only makes the splat more entertaining when they fall back down to earth.
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I've noticed this about McCoist last season and found it hard to listen to him. I'm if it you just naturally slip in to that role when working for TS and Sky?
 
bluetonium said:
Just listening to it back a little, and usually I find Ally McCoist a decent co commentator but yesterday he was crawling so far up united that he often left himself exposed to ridicule.

Three times he goes on about world class amazing passes from United, then goes quiet as each time the ball is easily collected by a city player. Surely for a pass to be world class, it has to find it's target Ally?

Both teams are missing players.... United Hojlund, City Foden, Walker and Stones. Doesn't mention Rodri, Alvarez, Grealish...

But he's probably still better than most of them out there.

There was obvious concerted effort to big up the rags yesterday ahead of the new season. That's fine, lift them up higher please, it only makes the splat more entertaining when they fall back down to earth.
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That excuse for commentary yesterday was as nauseating as it gets. McCoist was a disgrace, as was Poutgatch (spl). They wet their knickers when boy ugly, put the raggies ahead. It was like a funeral when Silva equalised. I was so happy when it went in, that I jumped up and mooned right in front of the tv. Their biased coverage was shocking. I got a bollocking off Mrs Spacers, but didn't care. The feeling when people have been irritating you for two hours, and it backfires in their fart featuring faces. Penalty shoot-out was a mirror of it when they thought their darlings were home in a boat. Didn't dare moon again, but one of our finest days for me.
 
Is it just me who thinks Lisandro Martinez is really shit?

What the fuck is the hype about, He constantly gets too tight to his man and gets turned, Constantly diving in making needless slide tackles, Makes fouls for no reason...

He's probably running around pissed off because the grass is tickling his balls the little midget.
 
Has Johnny fucking Evans's penalty been mocked yet by the media or mentioned much, just as Bernardo's was against Madrid last season?
 
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SWPISHOME said:
Is it just me who thinks Lisandro Martinez is really shit?

What the fuck is the hype about, He constantly gets too tight to his man and gets turned, Constantly diving in making needless slide tackles, Makes fouls for no reason...

He's probably running around pissed off because the grass is tickling his balls the little midget.
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Horrible bastard as well, too many of them there at the rags
 
Churchlawtonblue said:
Good to see Rashford back to his usual best. Lol
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I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
 
SWPISHOME said:
Is it just me who thinks Lisandro Martinez is really shit?

What the fuck is the hype about, He constantly gets too tight to his man and gets turned, Constantly diving in making needless slide tackles, Makes fouls for no reason...

He's probably running around pissed off because the grass is tickling his balls the little midget.
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I’ve been saying this since he signed. I know some Ajax lads and they couldn’t believe what they got for him.

He also looks a **** with his dodgey haircut and shit tattoos.
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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He certainly falls to pieces in the box like a jigsaw.
 
BringBackSwales said:
Anyone else have big issues on the M6? We had a 40 minute delay just before Hilton Park services where they took 3 lanes into one, to then have 2 lines of cones for 200 yards and then back to 3 lanes, 40 minutes for nothing. Then from south of Stafford all through Staffordshire and Cheshire 50mph limit yet there was very little traffic. Stupid cunts. Added an hour to our journey.
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You need to go on speed awareness course it's all done for good reason and in big scheme of things only hold you up for 5 minutes of over all journey ;)
 
01282 said:
I’ve been saying this since he signed. I know some Ajax lads and they couldn’t believe what they got for him.

He also looks a **** with his dodgey haircut and shit tattoos.
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If I hadn't seen the previous message and realised you were talking about Martinez, I would have thought you were talking about Antony.
Both overhyped and shit, no wonder Masters and Co are giving their beloved Rags a £75 million "exception" to offset some of the garbage they've wasted money on.
 
SWPISHOME said:
I was laughing yesterday ITV commentators said Rashford has been making jigsaw puzzles through the summer to help with his mentality...

That fucker can't even tie his shoe laces never mind try and put together a 9 piece jigsaw ffs
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Judging by that performance, I thought he'd been on the piss in Belfast again.
 
Good that Bernie dug us out, I thought the second half had gone a bit astray, especially the passing. Savinho was a highlight, he had a great introduction, hugging the by line and showing great skill and decent pass and move with team mates already.

Bobb was good, kova and Lewis also. McAtee needs to have more of an effect for a player who's played a lot of first team football elsewhere. He'll grow. O'reilly looked really very nervous, which translated into numerous heavy touches and dwelling on the ball.

Now, did anyone else see Haaland calling for a sub at left back when we got a free kick on the halfway? That was odd

But not as odd as the amount of selfies and cameras in block 126, and the influencer who took strangely erotic photos at halftime, and only arrived on 36 and left on 60. Wtf.
 
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