United Thread | 2024/25

[kippaxwarrior]

At this rate Poundland Pep will buy all the players he used to manage at Ajax

 

[mancboy]

At this rate Poundland Pep will buy all the players he used to manage at Ajax

i hope so, that strategy has worked out fantastically for him so far

 

[Gogootz]

Me this morning...



SCUM

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

Because it was probably reported as united edged out in 7 goal thriller

Surely a 15-goal thriller!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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What's with those sky blue football boots? Is he trying to tell us summat?

 

[Betterdeedthan red]

What's with those sky blue football boots? Is he trying to tell us summat?

The only thing that picture is telling anyone is he's a fucking ugly prick

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Me this morning...
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SCUM

To get any further away from where the ball ended up Onana would have had to catch 2 buses.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

The only thing that picture is telling anyone is he's a fucking ugly prick

Yeah, he 'n St. Bruno are in a pantomime this Xmas at the Wilmslow Empire - the two ugly sisters. I noticed when the latter was taking his pen on Saturday that he has enormous ears, much like an African elephant than an Indian one.

 

[Blue and still suffering]

At this rate Poundland Pep will buy all the players he used to manage at Ajax

He will be wanting to play home games at the Amsterdam Arena whilst the Swamp is being repaired!

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

He will be wanting to play home games at the Amsterdam Arena whilst the Swamp is being repaired!

I should imagine the travel cost for the fans would be minimal.

 

[mac]

The butcher hahaha.
Reminds of one of those little dwarfs from the Wizard of Oz..... "we are the lollipop men'

He reminds me of the dwarf barista in The IT Crowd.

 

[Norman kneejerk]

Ineous being brilliant is them talking to Tuchel when they clearly have no faith in Ten Hag. Then when they realised Tuchel didn’t fancy the job then giving Ten Hag more money to piss away on ex Ajax players. Square that circle @Derrick91?

I think it's quite funny that they are signing so many ex Ajax players but not Kudos who is the one good one.

 

[Skrastins]

i see that Manchester Old Waterpark is becoming Little Amsterdam

 

[KentBlue]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

 

[mancboy]

something which is once again being ignored at the rags is if they get de ligt thats him, the weird looking french kid, the poison dwarf and lego head which is 230m worth of centrebacks for 2 spots and none of them is good enough to play on the flanks or in midfield but its never questioned that four into two wont go.

 

[mancboy]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

he has zero innovation or ability to change things, pep has managed to get us playing at least four different styles over his time here, this clown just wants to use the same style he had at ajax with the same players and expects it to just magically work, ive seen cardboard cut outs that have more dimensions and personality than him.

 

[threespires]

We've owned this for years. I don't know a single City fan who objects to being called a Bert.

'Top Berting' is one of my favourite phrases. If I got my hands on the KS2 curriculum....now class, conjugate the verb 'to Bert'.

 

[BlueRockape]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

Clogs for cloggers

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

Like Mark ('Obviously') Hughes and his insistence on having his Taffy Mafia with him wherever he's managed, Ten-Bob seems hell bent on creating Ajax 2 at the swamp. What next, 'Tulips From Amsterdam' as the club song? photos of windmills all over the place? Football boots replaced by clogs? Van der Valk as team manager?

new security team has just pitched up....

 

[Manc Born & Bred]

something which is once again being ignored at the rags is if they get de ligt thats him, the weird looking french kid, the poison dwarf and lego head which is 230m worth of centrebacks for 2 spots and none of them is good enough to play on the flanks or in midfield but its never questioned that four into two wont go.

You have forgotten JFE and Lindaflop.