United Thread | 2024/25

[1961_vintage]

And the worse thing u can ever bump into Is a utd fan.

A manifestation of everything that we despise, and the absolute antitheses of everything that we value.

 

[Gordyola]

Have you noticed that all the idiots who join them - players, coaches, executives - say 'Manchester United are a huge club'?

It's almost like they're instructed to do so to appease the insecure, low self-esteem glory-hunters they call fans.

Not massive though are they?

 

[horlock_was_super]

Oh dear, they’re not in the Champions League places now.

SCUM.
WTFAMu.
CTID.
As you were Blues.

 

[Prestwich_Blue]

Saturday morning - top
Sunday afternoon - 7th.

Life comes at you quick.

 

[Blue_Lightsaber]

Wonder how many City shirts he'll find over there!!

 

[radcliffe1309]

Dropping like a stone

 

[citizen_maine]

Saturday morning - top
Sunday afternoon - 7th.

Life comes at you quick.

Could be back in 8th tomorrow

 

[Indaparkside]

SCUM

 

[Silva 83]

Wonder how many City shirts he'll find over there!!

He's a nothing player, that Pellistri.

 

[Blue Llama]

He's a nothing player, that Pellistri.

He does a decent Phil Jones impression in derby games.

 

[remember arthur mann]

Saturday morning - top
Sunday afternoon - 7th.

Life comes at you quick.

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[r.soleofsalford]

Spurs win tomorrow night by 2 goals or more and united are in 8th position.


Deja vu

 

[Vienna_70]

Apparently, there are less than 100 registered clowns in the UK.

25 of them are in Trafford.

 

[BTH]

They peaked too early.

 

[Silva 83]

Apparently, there are less than 100 registered clowns in the UK.

25 of them are in Trafford.

Just 25? What about all the coaches and pricks in the board room? Those must constitute some of the 100 too, lol.

 

[NZBlue]

I've just realised- the rags have actually got a positive goal difference. I can't remember the last time that happened

 

[Silva 83]

Still got another 5 days of their chirping before they play another game. Hopefully Brighton humble them.

It's better later in the season when the games come thick and fast, and they're playing every three days. Their fans go from 'best team ever' to 'absolutely shite' every 72 hours.

 

[Ysabel 123]

I enjoyed reminding the local rags today of the following
- Sir Jim give give the glazers £1.2 Billion for 25% of united and still needs there permission to do anything to the club. he has basically convinced the deluded fuckers that support them he is the savior, whilst at the same time making the Glazers a billion pound richer and they still own the club.

Oh and Mason Greenwood is banging them in for fun in France!

 

[BigJoe#1]

until the end of October, City are on TV 5 times and United are on 8 times.... gotta ask... why?

 

[deegee33]

Apparently, there are less than 100 registered clowns in the UK.

25 of them are in Trafford.

Out of curiosity, where would you register as a clown?