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But but but this is Manchschester Uuuuunited we are talking about.

I doubt I will live long enough but would love to see the cunts relegated or at least a relegation battle!!

They have an annoying habit of digging out results when their backs are against the wall. If they don’t take 6 points vs Soton and Palace things could get quite interesting!!

Scum!!
 
Frank the Yank said:
But but but this is Manchschester Uuuuunited we are talking about.

I doubt I will live long enough but would love to see the cunts relegated or at least a relegation battle!!

They have an annoying habit of digging out results when their backs are against the wall. If they don’t take 6 points vs Soton and Palace things could get quite interesting!!

Scum!!
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I know it's hard to visualise but there are wore teams in the Prem and that's why they will do OK and not be anywhere near relegation as nice it would be
 
Frank the Yank said:
But but but this is Manchschester Uuuuunited we are talking about.

I doubt I will live long enough but would love to see the cunts relegated or at least a relegation battle!!

They have an annoying habit of digging out results when their backs are against the wall. If they don’t take 6 points vs Soton and Palace things could get quite interesting!!

Scum!!
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Unfortunately there will always be three worst clubs than them each season. I mean look at Everton, they dance with relegation regularly but there are always 3 worse than them.

I’m quite enjoying things as they are. Them spending shit loads on crap players and then doing fuck all with it. Then embarrassing themselves on live telly every week.

These are good times. Good times.
 
jrb said:
Three weeks into the season and United have been on TV every week. And they will be on TV again after the international break away at Southampton. Thank you Sly Sports TV and TNToss TV. Keep on showing United.
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And then a full hours autopsy on how shit they are like last night.

Slept sound last night after that.
 
Andy TheCatalyst Morrison said:
I really thought that last season was the low point and that they’d improve a bit this season. They still might I suppose but at the moment they look worse than ever. How is it possible to spend so much money and still be absolutely shit? One can only conclude that, in the words of the song, Ten Hag is indeed a fucking clown!
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Ugarte might help them in midfield, if he stays fit, but the main problem remains the same as it has been, ever since the pisscan fucked off; buying big names looking for a final big deal (Casemiro), unknown kids with potential (Højlund) and Dutch players, with whom ten Bob has worked before (Antony).

And central to all this is the manager, who presumably has the final say on which players they bring in.
 
KentBlue said:
The rag who lives near me (the one who doesn't speak to me anymore) was apparently bad-mouthing Southgate during the Euros. Telling everyone who would listen that he (Southgate) is totally useless, out of his depth, has no idea how to manage a team, etc etc. This morning I hear he's changed his tune a bit. He's now saying Southgate would be pretty good at the swamp should he replace Ten-Bob. He'd have the Pisscan guiding him through everything and the rags would stay top of the league under him.

Seeing as how the deluded cretin even avoids eye contact with me now I have no way of ridiculing him in public.
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Start wearing a waistcoat
 
Protein Junkie said:
Spot the gaslighting from Gary Rose at the Beeb

With some exciting young players at the club, Ten Hag has stressed that Manchester United are in a transitional period

"It was a sobering day for Erik ten Hag, his players and for the new ownership sat in the stand en-masse.

Transition -new ownership wtf
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So, how many years of transition do they need?

I make this the 12th year.

We were in transition two years ago ( when Erling arrived and we changed from a false nine to an out-and-out striker) and we still won the League.
 
Ducado said:
I know it's hard to visualise but there are wore teams in the Prem and that's why they will do OK and not be anywhere near relegation as nice it would be
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I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
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Cabbage patch kid. He is one ugly ****. Apparently he was the best midfielder in the world a few years ago lol
 
Betterdeedthan red said:
I don't know.
I have only seen them in 2nd half yesterday but as far as I can make out.
Onana is a liability
Right back good going forward
De light looks shit too heavy.
Martinez is a twat too small.
Left back no idea who is the left back.
Mainoo average at best.
The rat good player mard arse downs tools.
Cabbage patch kid .
Might as well put an actual cabbage patch in the middle of the park.
Rashford absolutely completely useless.
That new forward is bobbins.
And the ghost of Christmas past is talented but a big headed prick.
So I would say they're not much better than teams like nerverton
Southampton and Ipswich.
Palace are miles better .
Fulham not sure
Bournemouth about level
In the words of gorgeous George
Get down and fucking stay down
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Funnily enough - the more they boo'ed their own - Rashford - the better he played - put in some excellent crosses and passes as the boos rained down.
Maybe that's the answer for them - keep booing him.
 
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