United Thread | 2024/25

[yeah whatever !!]

Maybe he’ll become Teflon ten Bob.

Tefal Ten and his Teflon twats.

 

[RodneyRodney]

Are they still paying that malodorous, piss-stained despot to just turn up and sit there scowling at everyone? Like some cadaverous ambassador to the underworld?
Disgusting if they are. Laying staff off because of cutbacks, but still paying Glasgow's answer to Mussolini a fortune to do absolutely fuck all.

What a way to run a football club.

Be fair , Kent ; Il Duce may have had his faults , but he wasn't that bad

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Are they still paying that malodorous, piss-stained despot to just turn up and sit there scowling at everyone? Like some cadaverous ambassador to the underworld?
Disgusting if they are. Laying staff off because of cutbacks, but still paying Glasgow's answer to Mussolini a fortune to do absolutely fuck all.

What a way to run a football club.

I hope his end is like Mussolini's....hanging upside down from a lamp post surrounded by City fans.

I'll bring the rope !!

 

[carlosthejackal]

Here is the problem:-​

Management​

Ownership​

Person / People	Associated company	Shares	Ref.
Glazer family	Red Football Shareholder Limited	63.3%
Sir Jim Ratcliffe	Ineos	27.7%

Manchester United plc​

Position	Name[258][259]
Executive co-chairmen	Avram Glazer Joel Glazer
Chief executive officer	Omar Berrada
Chief financial officer	Roger Bell
Chief operating officer	Collette Roche[260]
Chief communications officer	Toby Craig
Directors	Avram Glazer Joel Glazer Kevin Glazer Bryan Glazer Darcie Glazer Kassewitz Edward Glazer John Reece Rob Nevin
Independent directors	Robert Leitão John Hooks

Manchester United Football Club​

Office	Name
Honorary president	Martin Edwards[261]
Directors	Sir David Brailsford Jean-Claude Blanc David Gill Michael Edelson Sir Alex Ferguson
Sporting director	Dan Ashworth
Deputy football director	Andy O'Boyle
Technical director	Jason Wilcox
Director of global talent	Christopher Vivell
Director of football negotiations	Matt Hargreaves
Director of football operations	David Harrison
Club secretary	Rebecca Britain
Director of football insights & innovation	Richard Hawkins

​

Fuck em

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Ten Haag says he's not Harry Potter or Graham Potter.

Could he be Pansie Potter cos hes certainly not Alan Potter.

Which ever Potter he is or isn't, don't disrupt him, his work is winning admirers across the globe.

All hail Ten !!

 

[Alan Harper's Tash]

It gets better…Southgate is touted to take over.

Rag fans wanting Tent Peg out before remembering it’d be the Waistcoat taking over.

 

[yeah whatever !!]

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Whogarte.

Uragtwat

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Manchester united have decided to ditch theJohn Denver' country roads' song before the game..
They'll now be singing Talking Heads song 'Road To Nowhere'.

 

[axlgod]

Have to agree - just wait until he gets the bit between his teeth …

That’s 4 horse jokes on the trott.

 

[N1985]

Are they still paying that malodorous, piss-stained despot to just turn up and sit there scowling at everyone? Like some cadaverous ambassador to the underworld?
Disgusting if they are. Laying staff off because of cutbacks, but still paying Glasgow's answer to Mussolini a fortune to do absolutely fuck all.

What a way to run a football club.

This is quite possibly the best description of that **** I've ever seen. Marvelous

 

[yeah whatever !!]

Man utd wont be getting Southgate but instead will be getting Colgate as it has a ring of confidence about it.

 

[Vienna_70]

You can't beat a bit of Tull.

Most rags are:

 

[Gone for a Burton]

This is quite possibly the best description of that **** I've ever seen. Marvelous

Bert,Bert, Bert, he's a Director don't you know.

 

[cheekybids]

"Director of football insights & innovation"
. . .I am intrigued

We haven't got one of those have we ?
Hurry ! get one now ! We're obviously way behind the times ...

The innovative things that club has are job titles.

 

[Protein Junkie]

That’s 4 horse jokes on the trott.

Well we are the noisy neigh-bours after all.

 

[nmc]

This shower of Shite are as predictable as night follows day.
Following the delirium of beating a pissed up City we have all endured a summer of Dejavu.
Hordes of World Class/elite players queuing up to sign for TWGC.
Instead the Rag hordes get gaslighted into believing that Zebedee, Delight,Ugarte etc will lead them to the land of milk and honey.

September dawns and reality visits earlier than ever. So what comes next?

Controversial last minute winners.
Trust the process.
Superstars lined up for January.
Marginal gains.

And the wheels on the bus go round and round.
SCUM

In the twisted world of the Rags they seem to think that City will get relegated to the Beezer Homes League and somehow simultaneously they’ll then become the best team in the PL and win all before them….. YCMIU.

 

[nmc]

"Director of football insights & innovation"
. . .I am intrigued

We haven't got one of those have we ?
Hurry ! get one now ! We're obviously way behind the times ...

I’m sure the innovation refers to dreaming up more and more implausible excuses for their ineptitude.

 

[Protein Junkie]

Ten Haag says he's not Harry Potter or Graham Potter.

Could he be Pansie Potter cos hes certainly not Alan Potter.

Which ever Potter he is or isn't, don't disrupt him, his work is winning admirers across the globe.

All hail Ten !!

 

[Roachy]

I predicted Ten Hag would last Ten Games at the beginning of the season, 3 down 7 to go.

Ineos might think they can ride the shot storm from the media but they are so naive. Utd constantly get the media spotlight (Twats) but this is the flip side of that spotlight and its causing them so many issues.

Their fans demand results, their media pander to the fans, the media demand results. Utd will never have the time to find the right manager.

We could be watching the death of that club......Their fans already have half the mindset of accepting an FA cup win as success (Knowing that they can never win the PL). Being top 4 is now the target. The club have spent so much money that they cannot spend much more and will have to go the way Barca have. The rest of the football world is leaving them behind (Brighton, Newcastle, Spurs, even Brentford are run and managed better - Its accepted fact). But most of all the fans and the media (Their media) are so angry they want them to fail, there's an appetite for them to fail badly just to prove they are right that the Glazers are poison for the club.

In a perfect storm they could get relegated. Especially if they stick with this manager until breaking point, then knee jerk manager appointment that doesn't go well and then downward spiral. I would love it.

Nice, especially the "could get relegated" bit. I could only imagine though the panic in PL HQ if that scenario was ever on the horizon. I think it would be all hands to the pump to keep them up if you know what I mean. Unfortunately though there will be a number of teams worse than them this season. Coupled with their stuffy late winners and so on, I think the best we can hope for is mid table mediocrity from them.

 

[xgorton]

Man utd wont be getting Southgate but instead will be getting Colgate as it has a ring of confidence about it.

More like Cow & Gate,milk for all the babies.