Farting in bed

[mexico1970]

 

[Barcon]

An old kiwi mate used to call the bed…the farter

I call it the fart sack.

 

[KS55]

Free farting in bed is the sign of a strong relationship.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

An old kiwi mate used to call the bed…the farter

Mate used to call it the wanking chariot.

 

[KS55]

Funny how we all have mates with quirky ways and knowledge of porn, but never ourselves.

 

[henrythedogcity]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

 

[remember arthur mann]

Get a colonoscopy.

 

[BimboBob]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

How much is big trouble?

Man up! Have a curry. Go to bed with a smile.

 

[BLS]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

Fuck that mate,might as well go the whole hog and shite on her head and leave a skid mark on her nightie

 

[Blue Maverick]

Funniest film ever

 

[henrythedogcity]

Funniest film ever

I managed a fart free night according to the Mrs!!

 

[RadcliffeRick]

You lucky bastards!! I cannot trust a fart these days :-(

 

[idahoblues]

You lucky bastards!! I cannot trust a fart these days :-(

Maybe not so lucky, he can’t trust one either

 

[jimharri]

You lucky bastards!! I cannot trust a fart these days :-(

Those ones that you think are just a fart, but turn out to be something messier, are a real nuisance. According to my mate.

 

[Lost in space]

had a bit of leakage in the shower the other day trying to push a rasper out while the Mrs was on the bog.

 

[hallsteve62]

had a bit of leakage in the shower the other day trying to push a rasper out while the Mrs was on the bog.

Did you need a fork to mash it down the plughole? ; )

 

[Lost in space]

Did you need a fork to mash it down the plughole? ; )

Nope had a ruby so it was all liquid n diced peppers

 

[HorlocksWalk]

had a bit of leakage in the shower the other day trying to push a rasper out while the Mrs was on the bog.

Nowt worse than a fart with a side of gravy

 

[Trevor Morley's Tache]

Some careful adjustment of your arms to create a gap in the covers and then raising a knee prior to easing out an SBD, the dropping the knee post fart can really be effective.

 

[blue wang]

'Wasn't me", say there is an euphoriel entity in the room. An exercist is required as there is a spirit trying to cross over to how other side. You can then subsequently state "Have you seen the costs of Exercist nowadays, Bloody Rip off." Similtaneously letting one rip.