Farting in bed

[mexico1970]

 

[Barcon]

An old kiwi mate used to call the bed…the farter

I call it the fart sack.

 

[KS55]

Free farting in bed is the sign of a strong relationship.

 

[Stephen Ireland's pants]

An old kiwi mate used to call the bed…the farter

Mate used to call it the wanking chariot.

 

[KS55]

Funny how we all have mates with quirky ways and knowledge of porn, but never ourselves.

 

[henrythedogcity]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

 

[remember arthur mann]

Get a colonoscopy.

 

[BimboBob]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

How much is big trouble?

Man up! Have a curry. Go to bed with a smile.

 

[BLS]

Just been warned if I do it tonight I'm in big trouble ........

Fuck that mate,might as well go the whole hog and shite on her head and leave a skid mark on her nightie

 

[Blue Maverick]

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