Red Cafe in meltdown

[Vienna_70]

The Lion of Sale.

He was no lion.

I prefer the pig ginger of Sale.

 

[Resurrection Joe...]

The Lion of Sale.

Lives up in posh Oldham doesn't he?...so The Lion of Diggle maybe?

 

[Craig]

Ironically, United never played counter attacking football. Ferguson's most famous principle was about "penetrative passing", which they focused on in almost every single training session. They almost always had most of the ball and they used that quickly to break lines.

Ha, yes what a load of bollocks. utd used to dominate teams at their best under the pisscan. Used to play a different style to us with getting it wide and crossing but still dominated most teams they played. Definitely wasn’t a counterattacking style.

 

[Craig]

These sort of comments really piss me off.

When I have conversations with fans of other teams and they start this bollocks........I agree with them that it can be boring at time.

But it's not our fault that we play against a 10-man defence every 4 games out of 5................but then the conversation turns to when teams actually try to play and we've been involved in some absolute classics (Madrid, Liverpool, Chelsea etc)

Yeah, as much as i can’t stand the scousers. Our games with them were as high a standard as the premier league has seen. Due to another team having the balls to take us on.

 

[KS55]

Ha, yes what a load of bollocks. utd used to dominate teams at their best under the pisscan. Used to play a different style to us with getting it wide and crossing but still dominated most teams they played. Definitely wasn’t a counterattacking style.

The rags counter attack consisted of Giggs, after defending a corner, pissing off down the left wing at a rate of knots. Sometimes he got the ball but usually not. That’s it.

 

[ballbag]

A rag said to me about a month ago, do you think you're bigger than utd, bigger than Madrid?

Nobody supports City who doesn't live within 20 miles of the ground, he told me.

It was in the middle of a heated discussion about the 115, and it was someone I didn't really want to fall out with, with him being family, (through marriage obviously) otherwise he'd have been drowned at birth.

I just laughed and walked away.

I usually just ask them if they think its still the 90s.

 

[Big Joe Corrigan]

A rag said to me about a month ago, do you think you're bigger than utd, bigger than Madrid?

Nobody supports City who doesn't live within 20 miles of the ground, he told me.

It was in the middle of a heated discussion about the 115, and it was someone I didn't really want to fall out with, with him being family, (through marriage obviously) otherwise he'd have been drowned at birth.

I just laughed and walked away.

Maybe bigger, definitely better.

 

[Koniec]

A rag said to me about a month ago, do you think you're bigger than utd, bigger than Madrid?

Nobody supports City who doesn't live within 20 miles of the ground, he told me.

It was in the middle of a heated discussion about the 115, and it was someone I didn't really want to fall out with, with him being family, (through marriage obviously) otherwise he'd have been drowned at birth.

I just laughed and walked away.

They are both bigger, I don’t think we could ever get near Real in all honesty. But if all you’ve got left is “we are a big club” you’ve lost already. If you have to tell folk you are a big club, you probably aren’t.

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

They are both bigger, I don’t think we could ever get near Real in all honesty. But if all you’ve got left is “we are a big club” you’ve lost already. If you have to tell folk you are a big club, you probably aren’t.

Roy Keane like this .

 

[mexico1970]

A rag said to me about a month ago, do you think you're bigger than utd, bigger than Madrid?

Nobody supports City who doesn't live within 20 miles of the ground, he told me.

It was in the middle of a heated discussion about the 115, and it was someone I didn't really want to fall out with, with him being family, (through marriage obviously) otherwise he'd have been drowned at birth.

I just laughed and walked away.

Had a "Disagreement" with a family member, family member didn't push it too far with the lies. If someone is being a rude **** then treat them as such.

 

[freshie]

The Lion of Sale.

More like the onanist of Oldham

 

[Colin Bells Boots]

Red Cafe in meltdown , yet despite being utter shite for a long period of time, the matchgoing and braindead twats continue to turn up at the swamp in substantial numbers.

Clearly indicating that they are actually even more fucking stupid than is the accepted norm.

So despite actually witnessing mind-numbing dross on a regular basis, they continue attending expecting a different outcome from a manager and team that has clearly demonstrated how clueless and pathetic they truely are.

So they are not in meltdown , but actually getting to see what they fully deserve.

PS I have been silly with my assertions, as it's clearly the billions of non-attending, Sky watching, never been in their fucking lives cunts that subscribe to Red Cafe.

Melt on !!

 

[The Stockport Iniesta]

Had a "Disagreement" with a family member, family member didn't push it too far with the lies. If someone is being a rude **** then treat them as such.

It's difficult mate as he's normally a good lad and it was a bit out of character for him. And maybe I'd been goading him slightly about how City are going to beat the charges.

The thing that made me laugh was him putting utd and Real Madrid in the same sentence, as if they are equals. It still makes me chuckle :)

 

[Indaparkside]

They are both bigger, I don’t think we could ever get near Real in all honesty. But if all you’ve got left is “we are a big club” you’ve lost already. If you have to tell folk you are a big club, you probably aren’t.

Bigger my arse bet they wouldn’t take 2,000,0000 to York

 

[Andy TheCatalyst Morrison]

Bigger my arse bet they wouldn’t take 2,000,0000 to York

2,000,001 mate - I was in the home end

 

[Blueboy73]

It's difficult mate as he's normally a good lad and it was a bit out of character for him. And maybe I'd been goading him slightly about how City are going to beat the charges.

The thing that made me laugh was him putting utd and Real Madrid in the same sentence, as if they are equals. It still makes me chuckle :)

A few Rags have said to me with a straight face that they're the " biggest club in the world".
When I ask them to quantify this, there's never anything to back this up.
I usually close by telling them that they're the biggest club in Ragworld but not the real world and walk away laughing.

 

[RodneyRodney]

They're the biggest club in the top of their heads, but that's a rather small world

 

[mexico1970]

A few Rags have said to me with a straight face that they're the " biggest club in the world".
When I ask them to quantify this, there's never anything to back this up.
I usually close by telling them that they're the biggest club in Ragworld but not the real world and walk away laughing.

They are really footballs equivalent of Ratners or Wimpys.

 

[chedinho]

Yeah, as much as i can’t stand the scousers. Our games with them were as high a standard as the premier league has seen. Due to another team having the balls to take us on.

Liverpool were passive until the second half at anfield.
They saved their energy for the big press. They were a fraction of a second late with their challenges. Which they got away with.
Surprisingly, the constant diving in the box didn’t fool the referee.
Salah being the main culprit.

 

[Blueboy73]

They are really footballs equivalent of Ratners or Wimpeys.

As Ratner said back in the day when talking about the merchandise in his shops;
"Total crap"