United Thread | 2024/25

[yeah whatever !!]

Good luck finding a taker

You can see it cant you...he'll join another club and suddenly start playing like Messi.

 

[discopop]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

 

[DenisHasDoneIt]

Still got until the end of the season to see a proper relegation battle. Novelties like that keep your marbles shiny when you get to his age.

 

[SebastianBlue]

You can see it cant you...he'll join another club and suddenly start playing like Messi’s dog (RIP).

Edited for accuracy.

 

[TinFoilHat]

I’m going to miss the miserable, bitter, nasty old turd.

Watch the fucker show up at ours in the tunnel club every week. I wouldn't put it past the bitter pisscan.

 

[TinFoilHat]

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

A new flame has come.

 

[Grassland Blue]

According to one tabloid "Sir Jim Ratcliffe brutally axes Sir Alex Ferguson and 'terminates' the icons contract".
Good old MUEN "Sir Alex Ferguson is stepping down as Manchester United ambassador".
Lol.

The muen version may well be true because the gpc may have got tired of watching the rags as they are so bad.

 

[The Colonel]

He’s been removed from his ambassador role. He’ll still have his seat and haunt the corridors I’m sure.

 

[Roachy]

The muen version may well be true because the gpc may have got tired of watching the rags as they are so bad.

Possibly lol, but I just think they haven't got the bollocks to say it like it is in a headline, which is he's been dumped.

 

[heslops barnet]

I've heard three.

2 or 3 still a waste of money

 

[heslops barnet]

He’ll still be turning up to games stinking the place out don’t worry

Is that when he shits himself?

 

[heslops barnet]

He’s been removed from his ambassador role. He’ll still have his seat and haunt the corridors I’m sure.

And his parking permit?

 

[Mike N]

‘Where’s your Bacon gone, where’s your Bacon gone?’

 

[Vienna_70]

I’m going to miss the miserable, bitter, nasty old turd.

What, lik a hole in the head?

 

[freshie]

Not gone down well. But it’s a sign they might not be as clueless as they seem.

 

[freshie]

Jelly and ice cream time might be round the corner ;)

 

[Bollo]

How short sighted, he was doing a bloody marvelous job for them, they really should reconsider.

I know! We’ve been so focused on Ten Pence that we’ve taken our eye off the ball with Agent Pisscan.

 

[JASR]

Ok, so that’s 2 out of 6 things he’s been removed from
1. Wages
2. Dressing room

Still got
3. Director
4. Seat
5. Private box
6. Parking space

At this rate, By the end of tomorrow he’ll be wandering round Piccadilly gardens clutching a brown paper bag and muttering ‘This is manshester nytid did this to me’

 

[.db.]

I can't believe they were paying him three million a year to do what??

He’s still been the manager all this time if you ask me.

They’ve played the same football they did under him under every manager they’ve had since he left.

Watch back Ajax’s CL semifinal first leg against Spurs and watch the football they played under Ten Hag, they were a fantastic side to watch. Ten Hag just has United playing out of date football that Ferguson makes him play.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Fixed?

Any fucker who had to sit next to Mick Hucknull for all those years probably deserved a decent renumeration package.

All those wasted years.....