Joke thread

[Lavinda Past]

I accidentally drank from a jar of invisible ink, and I'm currently at the hospital waiting to be seen.

 

[Barcon]

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I don’t get it

 

[Lavinda Past]

I don’t get it

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Lavinda Past]

 

[Barcon]

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

Phew. My sense of humour is intact

 

[goalmole]

It's not a joke ... Helen Mirren has a strange fixation about Kurt Cobain having once said something along the lines of it being sad that he never got to live in the time of social media.
Apparently, she's made similar references to him when discussing other topics.
Basically, it would seem that she's a fucking nutcase.

Why is it in the joke thread?

 

[RadcliffeRick]

 

[Bill Walker]

 

[Bri1975]

If you weigh a whale at a whale weigh station , where do you weigh a pie ?

Somewhere over a rainbow, weigh a pie !

 

[noblelord]

 

[Lavinda Past]

Why is it in the joke thread?

Don't ask me... I didn't post it.

I only post high quality, hand selected humour. Ask @jimharri

 

[jimharri]

Don't ask me... I didn't post it.

I only post high quality, hand selected humour. Ask @jimharri

 

[East Level 2]

Why is it in the joke thread?

That's humourist. Stuff that isn't remotely funny has as much right to be in the joke thread as funny stuff, otherwise you are repressing unfunny stuff. Boooooo!!!!!
And we'd be at 50 pages if we excluded unfunny stuff.

 

[Dave Ewing's Back 'eader]

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I opened this ten mins ago - and i'm still laughing.

 

[Blue Llama]

That's humourist. Stuff that isn't remotely funny has as much right to be in the joke thread as funny stuff, otherwise you are repressing unfunny stuff. Boooooo!!!!!
And we'd be at 50 pages if we excluded unfunny stuff.

No that's a good idea

 

[Grassland Blue]

You don't hear many jokes about sugar.

Especially brown sugar.





Dem ar rara......

 

[jimharri]

That's humourist. Stuff that isn't remotely funny has as much right to be in the joke thread as funny stuff, otherwise you are repressing unfunny stuff. Boooooo!!!!!
And we'd be at 50 pages if we excluded unfunny stuff.

It's obligatory!

 

[Bigg Bigg Blue]

You don't hear many jokes about sugar.

Especially brown sugar.





Dem ar rara......

If little girls are made of sugar and spice and all things nice, why do their fanny's smell of fish ?

 

[Sam101]

I went to watch a hypnotist last night.



He got 6 big strapping guys up on stage and hypnotised them, then he accidentally dropped his microphone on his foot.



"Fuck me" he shouted.



What I saw next will haunt me forever.

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