David Beckham

Just switched on the TV an hour ago and he had been in 3 different ads.
One for a beer, some crisp company and another for some form of credit card.
How much money and how much fame does a person want.
Celebs in general are fucking weird, remember Michael Schumacher doing a shampoo ad? I know Joe Hart did one and would have been 'well off' but not at the Schmacher/Beckham level.
 
Celebs in general are fucking weird, remember Michael Schumacher doing a shampoo ad? I know Joe Hart did one and would have been 'well off' but not at the Schmacher/Beckham level.

I’m pretty sure Kevin Bacon doesn’t need to flog mobile phones either. Always found that really strange.

And Snoop Dogg will advertise literally anything but I’m going to cut him some slack as I’m 99% certain he’s just taking the piss.
 
I’m pretty sure Kevin Bacon doesn’t need to flog mobile phones either. Always found that really strange.

And Snoop Dogg will advertise literally anything but I’m going to cut him some slack as I’m 99% certain he’s just taking the piss.
I think he does, or did. Sure Kevin Bacon was the victim of an investment scam or similar. Lost everything somehow
 
Just switched on the TV an hour ago and he had been in 3 different ads.
One for a beer, some crisp company and another for some form of credit card.
How much money and how much fame does a person want.
Well that's three different things I shan't be buying. Added to Sharp microwaves, Vodafone, flights on Turkish Airways, ad infinitum.
 
Celebs in general are fucking weird, remember Michael Schumacher doing a shampoo ad? I know Joe Hart did one and would have been 'well off' but not at the Schmacher/Beckham level.
I genuinely don't mean this in a piss take way at all but I bet the Schumacher family are glad he made as much cash as he did considering the eye watering amount his round the clock care must cost now - and could well do for several decades.

I'm sure they'd give every penny up to have him back of course, but the money will definitely help alleviate a lot of the stresses and logistics of that kind of care.
 
I genuinely don't mean this in a piss take way at all but I bet the Schumacher family are glad he made as much cash as he did considering the eye watering amount his round the clock care must cost now - and could well do for several decades.

I'm sure they'd give every penny up to have him back of course, but the money will definitely help alleviate a lot of the stresses and logistics of that kind of care.
Has golden balls been in a skiing accident
 
I’m pretty sure Kevin Bacon doesn’t need to flog mobile phones either. Always found that really strange.

And Snoop Dogg will advertise literally anything but I’m going to cut him some slack as I’m 99% certain he’s just taking the piss.
Samuel L Jackson advertising WarBURtons is fucking odd too.
 
Do people actually buy something cos a washed up not very good ex footballer advertises it.
 
Do people actually buy something cos a washed up not very good ex footballer advertises it.I
Do people actually buy something cos a washed up not very good ex footballer advertises it.
I doubt they do directly but thanks to our society's weird obsession with "celebrity" means the crap he advertises gets increased products exposure. I remember seeing underpants with his name on the waistband selling for someting like £50 in Selfridges a good few years ago. Madness. The Beckhams are a massivly successful advertising brand rather than a married couple.
 
Got him give him credit for being one of the world's most successful bullshit artist. Made a career out of a lob at Selhurst park and saving Svens job for Engerland at the swamp. Whilst shagging a spice girl and using her PR guru to increase their brand. Only the Kardashian's seems to have a better bullshit model of keeping relevant in the media.
 
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