Joke thread
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kippaxneil
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Our builder is such a nice guy. I forgot to pay him recently and he still offered to come over and put my windows in.
sir baconface
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LWashington
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I found out yesterday that my dad had the heart of a lion....
..... and a lifetime ban from the local safari park.
..... and a lifetime ban from the local safari park.
Uwe Already
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I keep trying to forget about music from the 1960's, but there is always something there to remind me…
Uwe Already
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(Cracker season) Just had my Christmas lunch today, These slow cookers are rubbish!
SamTheGuru
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Have you ever seen the original performance of superstition by Stevie Wonder?
Neither has he.
Neither has he.
Bill Walker
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Bill Walker
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mosssideblue
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Okay which disgruntled Blue Moon member has murdered Lavinda Past ( not seen on these pages since December 31st 2024) in retaliation for his never ending stream of crap jokes. And where did you bury the body?
I think he made a new years resolution to only post decent jokes. Don't think he's found any yet. Give him time, I think he averages about 6 a year.
NZBlue
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Lavinda? He's just so last year darling!
roman totale
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I regret buying that straight-jacket in the January sales.
I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn’t pull it off.
I thought it would look good on me but I just couldn’t pull it off.
HorlocksWalk
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Who would have guessed Lavinda was Jimmy Carter
Dave Ewing's Back 'eader
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I ain't seen any o' them in 323!
