Erling Haaland signs 9.5 year new contract!

I've just soiled my eyes on the last 2 pages of rawk (AKA 'cry more'), imagine my surprise to find that City have all of the journalists in our pockets, including Sam Lee and BBC Sport (yes, really). Apparently we're looking to restart the ESL too which will be the end of football. Strange, could have sworn we were the last in and the first out last time around.

This line made me chuckle most of all though, "Say what you will about American sports having no relegation, at least the rules mean something."
I think it’s absolutely beautiful seeing cunts on that forum lose their shit so much over this. They’re clearly not what I would call proper Liverpool fans because last time I looked they were 4 points clear at the top of the league with a game in hand so why the fuck would any of them be obsessing so much over us?
 
I think it’s absolutely beautiful seeing cunts on that forum lose their shit so much over this. They’re clearly not what I would call proper Liverpool fans because last time I looked they were 4 points clear at the top of the league with a game in hand so why the fuck would any of them be obsessing so much over us?

They genuinely have City PTSD, they have more faith in us doing a 17 game winning streak and pipping them to the title than every single City fan!
 
That's brilliant news as The Fail reported in 2022 he was on £900K a week so Haaland has actually took a pay cut. Just shows you how much he loves the club
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Just tell any rags that if we’d benchmarked Erling’s salary versus what they paid Sanchez and what they pay Rashford, Antony, Jaded etc…he’d be on £2M / week minimum.
 
Had a look on RAWK. They’ve gone from 304 to 308 pages since this time yesterday, bearing in mind their pages have about 40 posts per page.
That'll be the thread entitled...
115 charges for the scorched earth cheating bastards on & off the pitch

It takes impressive idiocy to post this...

Making a mockery of the game and the premier league are complicit.
 
That'll be the thread entitled...
115 charges for the scorched earth cheating bastards on & off the pitch

It takes impressive idiocy to post this...

Making a mockery of the game and the premier league are complicit.
Some gold on there mate. Absolute gold. They are the least self-aware set of cunts going.
 
Had a look on RAWK. They’ve gone from 304 to 308 pages since this time yesterday, bearing in mind their pages have about 40 posts per page.

They are very angry, upset and the usual shite about us is being flung around. They’ve also got a bee in their bonnet about what Henry Winter had written.

Safe to say their weekend is ruined before they even kick a ball.

Lovely.

Let’s hope Brentford can give them a bumming,
 
I think it’s absolutely beautiful seeing cunts on that forum lose their shit so much over this. They’re clearly not what I would call proper Liverpool fans because last time I looked they were 4 points clear at the top of the league with a game in hand so why the fuck would any of them be obsessing so much over us?
But, but, usually it’s “impossible to compete with City”.
 
dont think RC really matters. even if Haaland changes his mind 2-3 years time the club will be happy to accept his wish and accept a bid as long as its not a lowball one.

but with Mbappe to Real transfer imo that ship has sailed that Haaland is going there in the near future if he even had that ambition before.
Bayern aint in the picture, unlikely he would want to go back to Bundesliga after winning PL titles. Neither PSG-Ligue 1.
Barcelona was rumoured to be interested before, and dont doubt Laporta turning another 5 levers to make a deal possible somehow and then another two levers to register him, and also they do have Lewandowski close to retire, with the financial issues and some high earners having salaries kept back etc, his agent wont be taking that kind of shit.

there is really no better place for him now or near future. 3-4 years time lot might change, but even City team will be very different in 4 years time than today.
we need a rebuild to make the team press again, to attack quicker, attack with more purpose cut out the passing between CBs high up and start attacks quicker in transition to get the best out of Haaland. we need creators more than just KDB.
 
Different team, different style.
We might be transitioning to a more heavy metal style football.
I've said for a long time that the player's we have right now suit a quick counter attacking style far more than the exact opposite slow possession based system we currently employ. Against Brentford the only real time we looked a threat was when we countered one of their failed attacks, we would be devastating if we were more direct in attack.

I don't know when but i'm convinced Pep will pull a surprise and take us down this route at some point and i thinkbwe will sweep up the trophies in the process. We have the best striker on the planet who is perfectly suited to playing quick direct football and a bunch of fast tricky 1v1 wingers who can carry the ball at pace and beat a man supporting him. We just need a more solid foundation that can stand up defensively to having slightly less of the ball than usual and we'll be all set to adopt this approach.
 

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