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I feel kind of bad for saying this (almost) but, I really hope ticket prices to go and watch the rags goes through the hole in the swamps roof.
Horatio from the Home Counties, Declan from Dublin, Tarquin from Torquay et al signed up for the reflected glory back in the bad old days.
Yes Jim you scruffy fuckpig squeeze them raggy wallets until they bleed and why not. At least the local ‘can’t get a ticket’ brigade might be a bit more imaginative ‘can’t afford a ticket’ may be come the new norm.

Other clubs could take this on board - as £66 is the price for a ticket at the swamp then make their away followers pay that too!

Only joking - we’re all being made mugs of price wise I just happen to like seeing those self entitled dickheads suffer.
 
I know it's the mirror but even so it's worth a giggle


Sorry to kill the dream guys - absolutely zero chance of this.

Seemingly one of Dan Ashworths picks to replace Ten-Haag already being lined up?

Purely from optics perspective, you would find somebody (ANYBODY) else to steer the Titanic............
 
I feel kind of bad for saying this (almost) but, I really hope ticket prices to go and watch the rags goes through the hole in the swamps roof.
Horatio from the Home Counties, Declan from Dublin, Tarquin from Torquay et al signed up for the reflected glory back in the bad old days.
Yes Jim you scruffy fuckpig squeeze them raggy wallets until they bleed and why not. At least the local ‘can’t get a ticket’ brigade might be a bit more imaginative ‘can’t afford a ticket’ may be come the new norm.

Other clubs could take this on board - as £66 is the price for a ticket at the swamp then make their away followers pay that too!

Only joking - we’re all being made mugs of price wise I just happen to like seeing those self entitled dickheads suffer.
Another benefit is if their “can’t get a ticket” brigade are shamed to get off their lardy arses Sky and TNT subscriptions are going to fall off the “cliff”
 
I feel kind of bad for saying this (almost) but, I really hope ticket prices to go and watch the rags goes through the hole in the swamps roof.
Horatio from the Home Counties, Declan from Dublin, Tarquin from Torquay et al signed up for the reflected glory back in the bad old days.
Yes Jim you scruffy fuckpig squeeze them raggy wallets until they bleed and why not. At least the local ‘can’t get a ticket’ brigade might be a bit more imaginative ‘can’t afford a ticket’ may be come the new norm.

Other clubs could take this on board - as £66 is the price for a ticket at the swamp then make their away followers pay that too!

Only joking - we’re all being made mugs of price wise I just happen to like seeing those self entitled dickheads suffer.
I've asked a Rag I know who is obsessed with making up stories about empty seats why thousands of Galatasaray and Rangers fans can get tickets for the theatre of lies yet most Rags I encounter don't go and claim they can't get a ticket.
 
Please god don’t tease me.
It cost them over £10 million to sack Ten Bob months after extending his contract and a similar amount in compensation to Sporting for Rimjob.
It would cost a similar amount to sack him the latest new messiah.
Get ready for Masters giving thr Rags another "PSR Exception" if it did happen.
 
Manchester United manager Ruben Amorim has been left frustrated by the club's lack of transfer activity, with no players bought or sold this month. (Manchester Evening News, external)

Let me help you Amorimjob.
“No players bought” -you are skint and shite.
“No players sold” -they are shite.

The end.
 
We've been through some absolutely horrendous times in our chequered past, none more so than the Swales era, the relegations etc, but this fucking lot have hit a bit of turbulence and they're outdoing Johnnie Ray on the tear-shedding front (ask your mums and dads).
They must have genuinely thought the years of brown envelopes and bent refereeing decisions was going to last forever. It never dawned on them that the likes of Clattenburg, Riley, Webb etc would eventually have to wander off into the sunset with their over-stuffed bags of swag on their shoulders.

Talk about entitlement, these fuckers needed a dose of reality a long time ago. Now that it's here they're running home to mummy all the time telling tells of other teams having money and being in a position to compete with the polythene plastics.
 
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