United Thread | 2024/25

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mexico1970 said:
The Head of Facilities & Maintenance will oversee all aspects of the club's facilities management, ensuring that the stadium and all associated onsite infrastructure are maintained to the highest standards.

The Role:


Develop and execute maintenance schedules for safety, efficiency, and visual appeal.


Ensure compliance with health, safety, fire, and environmental regulations through inspections and audits.

Handle reactive and planned maintenance efficiently to minimise disruptions.


Respond promptly to emergency maintenance issues.


Supervise and lead a diverse team of maintenance and trade professionals.


Promote a culture of safety, collaboration, and continuous improvement.


Manage the facilities and maintenance budget, optimising resources and cost control.

Support the Head of Regulatory Services with health and safety documentation and risk assessments.

Work closely with Head of Regulatory Services to ensure that all property and operational activity meets current legislation and Health & Safety requirements

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It's embarrasing really when you think about it, the place is letierally falling down and they come up with that bollocks to try and gaslight anyone reading that they are putting the effort in :)
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They're just too embarrassed to advertise for a rat catcher.
 
If the injuries weren't enough to throw United's plans into disarray, the Red Devils had to make a last-minute adjustment to their travel plans on Saturday.

United planned to take the train down to the capital, but it was cancelled.

It meant the Red Devils had to take a four-hour bus down to London.

What made it worse for United was the fact it was not their usual team bus.

The club also planned to fly back to Manchester and players had parked their cars at Manchester Airport in anticipation of that.
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Diallo suffers serious injury as Man United hit with quadruple blow

Manchester United star Amad Diallo faces several weeks on the sidelines after sustaining ankle ligament damage, talkSPORT understands. Diallo, who picked up the injury during training, will now und…
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Gimpo Martinez has come out with these pearls of reflection regarding his injury… "Today, after going through several stormy days where I allowed myself to feel and accept my sadness, helplessness, insecurities, fears, and a deep emotional imbalance, I am reconnecting with my essence and my values, which help me see things from a kinder and more positive perspective”. Fuck me, he’s the ‘Aristotle’ of our times!
 
TinFoilHat said:
BBC Sport - Rashford still hopeful for Barca move


That'll endear him to the Villa fans....
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I genuinely can't believe Villa took him on loan given the baggage. I reckon the Rags will be paying 75% of his wages, if not more. No way is he good enough for any top team.
 
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People slag off Scruffy Jim for being ruthless, but you have to ask yourself:
A. Do the rags really have 80 scouts?
B. And if yes, what the fuck have they been doing the past 12 years?

If I was Scruffy Jim, I'd be getting rid of the lot of them!

Scruffy Jim: Who recommended Anthony?
Scout A: Me boss!
SJ: Fired!
SJ: Who recruited Hojlund / Zirkzee / Mount / Erikson / Onana etc etc etc etc
Scouts B, C, D, E, F: Me, me, me, me, me etc
SJ: Fuck off the lot of you

Manchester United's 80-strong scouting department is set to be cut considerably as part of a wider round of 200 redundancies to reduce costs. (Guardian), external

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Dazinho said:
Gimpo Martinez has come out with these pearls of reflection regarding his injury… "Today, after going through several stormy days where I allowed myself to feel and accept my sadness, helplessness, insecurities, fears, and a deep emotional imbalance, I am reconnecting with my essence and my values, which help me see things from a kinder and more positive perspective”. Fuck me, he’s the ‘Aristotle’ of our times!
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But wasn’t Aristotle a bugger for the bottle?
 
Dazinho said:
Gimpo Martinez has come out with these pearls of reflection regarding his injury… "Today, after going through several stormy days where I allowed myself to feel and accept my sadness, helplessness, insecurities, fears, and a deep emotional imbalance, I am reconnecting with my essence and my values, which help me see things from a kinder and more positive perspective”. Fuck me, he’s the ‘Aristotle’ of our times!
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you fail to realise English isn't his first language, in his own tongue he said "I've come to realise I'm just a dwarven wanker"
 
Mad Eyed Screamer said:
People slag off Scruffy Jim for being ruthless, but you have to ask yourself:
A. Do the rags really have 80 scouts?
B. And if yes, what the fuck have they been doing the past 12 years?

If I was Scruffy Jim, I'd be getting rid of the lot of them!

Scruffy Jim: Who recommended Anthony?
Scout A: Me boss!
SJ: Fired!
SJ: Who recruited Hojlund / Zirkzee / Mount / Erikson / Onana etc etc etc etc
Scouts B, C, D, E, F: Me, me, me, me, me etc
SJ: Fuck off the lot of you

Manchester United's 80-strong scouting department is set to be cut considerably as part of a wider round of 200 redundancies to reduce costs. (Guardian), external

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200 more redundancies, thats on top of the ones gone already, you have to ask how many staff did they have??
 
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