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Blue Llama said:
Sly Stone revealing his mathematical ineptitude on BBC website referring to the match as between 2 mid table teams. 14th & 15th mid table?
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Just about get away with it if he's classing the match between them as a middle 8 game ©.

In fact that sounds better, if you're reading this big nose, I'll be after you if you use that term.
 
Relegation 6 pointer?

I think spurs will do them TBH.

United missing a few players as well. They've lost the midget at the back and the midget at the front in the last 2 weeks.

And I thought our midfield was creaking. They only have 3 first team midfielders available. 1 is an aging fat Brazilian. 1 plays with a built in defib and the other is a rat!!

Come on Ange. Make it a Carlsberg weekend.
 
IronsideKozuch said:
Yeah, its awkward, but must be deliberate strategy after calling your own team the worst in the history of the club
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I honestly believe that they are setting fire to it all, so that Scruffy Jim can buy the Glazers out in a cut-price deal. You cannot say that the asset is worth more now, than it was 13 months ago when INEOS became involved. And INEOS seem to be doing nothing at all to stop the rot. You can see the low ball offer coming down the line.

I bet the Glazers are kicking themselves for not taking the 5bn offered by Qatar.
 
It does appear like the scruffy fucker has a plan to destabilize the club. I reckon he'd set them up for a low ball offer then sell to the Middle East for a huge profit but keeping a seat on the board.
 
malg said:
It does appear like the scruffy fucker has a plan to destabilize the club. I reckon he'd set them up for a low ball offer then sell to the Middle East for a huge profit but keeping a seat on the board.
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Maybe just turn them into a franchise, and they can up sticks and join the super Saudi league.
Mecca United.
 
So; if they lose today, they'll drop to 15th position. Away at Goodison next saturday. Lose that, which isn't impossible (Moyes will have his players well revved up for that), and then if West Ham win at the Emirates (!), they'll be down to 16th.
 
jimharri said:
So; if they lose today, they'll drop to 15th position. Away at Goodison next saturday. Lose that, which isn't impossible (Moyes will have his players well revved up for that), and then if West Ham win at the Emirates (!), they'll be down to 16th.
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nice thought 8-)
 
Citi-leaks said:
I honestly believe that they are setting fire to it all, so that Scruffy Jim can buy the Glazers out in a cut-price deal. You cannot say that the asset is worth more now, than it was 13 months ago when INEOS became involved. And INEOS seem to be doing nothing at all to stop the rot. You can see the low ball offer coming down the line.

I bet the Glazers are kicking themselves for not taking the 5bn offered by Qatar.
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I'm not convinced there was ever a bid by Qatar.

It looked staged to me.

The fake Sheikh that was photo shopped to resemble an Anglo/American business man.

It was a ruse by the Glazers to drive up the cost and scruffy Jim fell for it.
 
Tracking back said:
I'm not convinced there was ever a bid by Qatar.

It looked staged to me.

The fake Sheikh that was photo shopped to resemble an Anglo/American business man.

It was a ruse by the Glazers to drive up the cost and scruffy Jim fell for it.
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If that fails they can always dust off Michael Knighton and the red knights!!
 
Even now, they’re ten points clear of Wolves, who are fourth bottom, with Spurs and West Ham two points behind the rags, and as shit as they are I can’t see that gap closing enough for the Trafford rats to be drawn into a relegation dog-fight, as hilarious as that would be.
 
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