Red Cafe in meltdown

[BlueFurn]

Clinton Morrison is still trotting out the 'not the quality of a Manchester United player' line. What is that quality? They are no longer one of the top clubs, it is that simple. I may be biased against them, and I truly am, but how long can 'experts' talk as if they are a top club. They have not been near the league title for a decade, and nowhere near true European honours for longer. They have not won the Champions' League for sixteen years, and last contested a final in May 2011.

Clinton Morrison is a prick

 

[Blueboy73]

Rather than as an ex rag who made 12 league appearances for them in a career of over 600 league appearances. Bit like Aldrige who played twice as many league games for Newport than Liverpool.

And almost 3 time as many league games for Tranmere Rovers.

 

[Roachy]

Clinton Morrison is a prick

With a shit accent.

 

[BlueFurn]

With a shit accent.

Too right. Last time I called the **** out for it I got a load of grief…

 

[Roachy]

Too right. Last time I called the **** out for it I got a load of grief…

Should have told them to piss off. He talks like a fucking Muppet.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Kominsky Method, Cheers, Bilko.......

The Addams family.
Beverley Hillbillies
Early Mork and Mindy

 

[Grassland Blue]

Didn’t they drop the MUFC and are now just MU?

MU PLC
TWGC (tm).
SCUM!

 

[Giovinco]

Can you imagine the media attention city would be getting if they had to cut the cost of players food, make redundant 250 staff and call family members of a recently deceased employee inquiring about the status of their season ticket

 

[Bluesince1979]

They have the most fickle fans. Despite all their success in the 70s the rarely topped our average attendance. In the 80s their highest aver attendance for the whole decade was 22,000. Their lowest average was 13,000. Embarrassment of a club.

They crack on theyd fill a 100,000 stadium if they could

 

[bluethrunthru]

They crack on theyd fill a 100,000 stadium if they could

These days a couple of the legacy clubs actually could - as long as the flight times from Ireland and Europe were favourable to get the tourists in on time

 

[Grassland Blue]

Don't forget Johnny Giles. Dirty fucker he was.

Norman 'bite yer legs' Hunter.

 

[Grassland Blue]

Wow! Let it out… :-D

Don’t listen to Sirius or know some of those names.
Don’t care for the ESPN crew, unless Nedum is on there (I forgot about him! Like him v v much!)
Ale Moreno is the absolute worst!
Burley is good for a laugh sometimes because he’s do cranky he sometimes has a pop at someone!
Hudson’s commentary feels secondary to him shoehorning in a good scream of one of his bullshit, oh so NOT funny, phrases (ARRRGGGHHH!! Shoot me now!)

Tbh, to get my daily dose I read the BBC every day, use NewsNow for aggregation (although that’s becoming worse and worse clickbait), read the MUEN coverage, and key phrase Man City or anyone in the news to get more broad coverage.

I also have an online subscription to Four Four Two that often doesn’t get read if the front cover doesn’t interest me!

I rarely have the TV commentary volume above about 2, so it’s not silent and you get a little atmosphere without listening to the constant droning of BOTH the commentator and the ex-pro providing color. It’s all so formulaic and I’m sure any halfway decent fan could do just as good of a job!

Lots of people stealing a living off football these days, but it is a very big business, and growing!

One hopes the quality will improve, but maybe Hope really is just a town in Arkansas?!

Near Edale actually.....

 

[horlock_was_super]

MU PLC
TWGC (tm).
SCUM!

Don’t know why but your last definition of them seems more apt.

WTFAMu.
CTID.
As you were Blues.

 

[Plays By Sense Of Smell]

Don’t know why but your last definition of them seems more apt.

WTFAMu.
CTID.
As you were Blues.

WTAFFC
Courtesy of Mr. flying pig...

 

[Tbilisi]

Too right. Last time I called the **** out for it I got a load of grief…

Innit

What a clueless twat Morrison is.

 

[mac]

With a shit accent.

That isn't an accent. The thick fuck just cannot speak or string sentences together.

 

[Vienna_70]

That isn't an accent. The thick fuck just cannot speak or string sentences together.

And that rag woman - I can’t even remember her name - is just as bad, if not worse, worse.

EDIT: Leanne Sanderson?

 

[Roachy]

That isn't an accent. The thick fuck just cannot speak or string sentences together.

Yes. It seems more of a deliberate dialect than a ingrained accent. Shite whatever it is.

 

[BlueRockape]

There must be some belters to add to this thread at the moment

 

[mexico1970]

There must be some belters to add to this thread at the moment

Ohh there are, many many magic beans posts.