Reminds of Julius Caesar's argument with Pompey the Great, after the latter said Caesar couldn't have a 'Triumph' welcome in Rome for his successes in the Gallic Wars, as Caesar's forces had only killed 10000 enemy troops.. Caesar argued he should be feted as it was actually 20000 dead, because 'away Gauls* count double in Europe'..The absolute Gaul of the man
(* What's that? UEFA has changed the rules..?!)
(..and all right, all right.. I'll get me coat..!)