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Their manager says their goal is to win the premier league

My goal is to shag Salma Hayek

I think my goal is more likely

Reckon you’d have more chance of bending her over than them winning the fucking Northern Premier League
 
Shouldn’t have got to last years final should have been 3-0 down in year before final after 30 mins so my take is they are that shite they are even beyond the “help” they’ve been accustomed to
Whether they deserved to get to the final or not, our performance is that final was shambolic.
Them winning was solely down to our non participation.
We could be going for 3 FACups in a row
 
Whether they deserved to get to the final or not, our performance is that final was shambolic.
Them winning was solely down to our non participation.
We could be going for 3 FACups in a row
Never mentioned last years final

But your right however I don’t believe that bollocks about hangovers etc that final was a further sign that the team was well passed it my surprise was how the fuck we went the first 10 or so games this season and ended up top of the league
 
Genuine question - they’re obviously going to sack Amorim in the summer but where on earth do they go from here?
That’s exactly what Walter asked at the end of the Sick Swan.

Let’s hope their decline continues at the same rate or even gathers pace over the next 13 years.
 
Genuine question - they’re obviously going to sack Amorim in the summer but where on earth do they go from here?
no i cant see him getting sacked, they simply cant aford to write another pay off cheque and then pay out compo to the club they poach another manager from, the spending days are over 'the pot is empty' Rimjob will be here to continue his excellent work but he has to sell before he can buy, in all honesty there in a right old mess
 
Genuine question - they’re obviously going to sack Amorim in the summer but where on earth do they go from here?
I wouldn't be sure they are. Will cost another fortune to start again. They've got to stick with one of them, he was Berrada's choice, he cannot sack him after 6 months without putting his own role in serious jeopardy
 
I wouldn't be sure they are. Will cost another fortune to start again. They've got to stick with one of them, he was Berrada's choice, he cannot sack him after 6 months without putting his own role in serious jeopardy
I don't know how the finances work off the top of my head, but how much have they lost if they finish bottom half this season? Assuming that's where they'll be at next season too with Amorim, vs sacking him and getting someone better in and finishing say top 6.

Ten Hag was objectively a far superior manager - and he was shite.

Amorim is looking like by far their worst post-Ferguson appointment and that's saying something considering some of the dross they've served up.

It will never stop being funny that of all the managers they've burned though, Moyes was probably the best of the lot.
 
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