United Thread | 2024/25

[cheekybids]

Don’t forget City reject, Omar, promising the Premier League in '28 to celebrate 150 years of football just outside Manchester.

I think he said they’ll win the “championship by 2028.”

 

[Franny 1234]

If only Scruffy Jim hadn't sacked the bloke whose job it was to register players for competitions.
Oh well.

We all see every week how badly they are run. But this highlights every single department is useless. And long may it continue. MIND THE GAP CTID

 

[jrb]

How the fuck did they beat City 1-2 at the Etihad?

 

[heslops barnet]

How the fuck did they beat City 1-2 at the Etihad?

Leave it……

 

[Crooked_rain]

Rasmus Hojlund: Why is Manchester United striker in goal drought?

BBC Sport looks at Manchester United's attacking shortcomings and Rasmus Hojlund's goal drought.

www.bbc.co.uk

Erm I dunno. Is it because he’s fooking shite?

Goal drought implies he was banging them in at one time. Certainly not on these shores.

Didn't he only score single digits in italy, the season before he joined the rags?

So not on those shores either.

They blew a hefty fee on a completely unproven striker and expected the poor lad to start doing Haaland numbers.

 

[CTID_]

What a shambles they are.....and I love it

 

[I'm With Stupid]

Didn't he only score single digits in italy, the season before he joined the rags?

So not on those shores either.

They blew a hefty fee on a completely unproven striker and expected the poor lad to start doing Haaland numbers.

Then did it again the next year with Zirkzee.

 

[Indaparkside]

How the fuck did they beat City 1-2 at the Etihad?

Some fucker who looks like an extra in men in black with a shit pass back

 

[feedmpenzaandhewillscore]

How the fuck did they beat City 1-2 at the Etihad?

Their sit in two banks of five to defend then break quickly brand of football works when they play teams that will come and dominate them. They managed to get results at Anfield and the Emirates doing the same thing. We can’t fall into that trap again in April against them at the swamp.

 

[Nickyweaves]

Didn't he only score single digits in italy, the season before he joined the rags?

So not on those shores either.

They blew a hefty fee on a completely unproven striker and expected the poor lad to start doing Haaland numbers.

They told their scouts to find another Haaland.
So they signed a blond Scandinavian with a last name starting with an 'H" and ending with a 'D'.
Job done.

 

[remember arthur mann]

"Do you think they seen us watching the rags at OT Dickie"? "No Steve I think we got away with it".

 

[remember arthur mann]

Didn't he only score single digits in italy, the season before he joined the rags?

So not on those shores either.

They blew a hefty fee on a completely unproven striker and expected the poor lad to start doing Haaland numbers.

Delap is far superior than the acne kid.

 

[r.soleofsalford]

Delap is far superior than the acne kid.

Shhhhhhhhh to tell them that.

 

[KentBlue]

Delap is far superior than the acne kid.

I've seen non-league players better than the Acne Kid.

 

[Sky Blue]

I've seen non-league players better than the Acne Kid.

On Acne Marshes ?

 

[Mazzarelli's Swiss Cheese]

They told their scouts to find another Haaland.
So they signed a blond Scandinavian with a last name starting with an 'H" and ending with a 'D'.
Job done.

Cost them about £30m more than Haaland cost us too I think :-)

 

[Vienna_70]

On Acne Marshes ?

Very good.

Well spotted.

 

[remember arthur mann]

We're the famous man u shited and We're not going to wemberlee.

 

[Gone for a Burton]

Very good.

Well spotted.

You're all over this like a rash !!

 

[roach3]

Dont think Ive ever heard anyone with that accent in my life.

Mate I was born in Ashton but lived in Salford for 55 years and sure as fuck I don’t sound like this ****